simonproven.bsky.social
@simonproven.bsky.social
The guy they asked to handle the playoffs? Great choice!
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Welcome (not a gamedev)
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ve seen the retinal scans before but not the cornea/iris scans like that. Apparently I have the retinas of a much younger person. I just hope they don’t ask for them back!
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He’s not getting his deposit back
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reposted
That's because Chris Mason is too busy explaining why David Lammy is responsible for all the failings of our prison system because he has now been on his role for two months.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The village goes to a different school
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Smoker's face - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Better add a bit more just to be sure.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Assembling your cat at home sometimes does lead to mistakes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Trains. Bikes. Motorbikes. Hell, even shoes.
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh what a shame.
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Finally home
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wow, I’ve not heard that one. 👍
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 AM
About to book that one. So far have paid for Covid and 1st shingles dose. Covid does seem to still be the worst in terms of side effects of the three for me at least.
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 AM
In a random Scottish workplace canteen early 90s: “Which school [in Ardrossan] did you go to?” Another guy says “Don’t tell him, he’s only trying to work out if you’re catholic”.
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM