Simon McKim
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I did play Fortnite but only for two weeks
April 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I did play Fortnite but only for two weeks
The General commercial with the “dmvip” and Shaq says “wait til you see the the driving test.”
What ABOUT the driving test? It’s just a car driving through some cones. What is the message I’m supposed to get from that? Am I dense?
What ABOUT the driving test? It’s just a car driving through some cones. What is the message I’m supposed to get from that? Am I dense?
March 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The General commercial with the “dmvip” and Shaq says “wait til you see the the driving test.”
What ABOUT the driving test? It’s just a car driving through some cones. What is the message I’m supposed to get from that? Am I dense?
What ABOUT the driving test? It’s just a car driving through some cones. What is the message I’m supposed to get from that? Am I dense?
Last night we saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington.
Incredible, incredible show
Incredible, incredible show
March 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Last night we saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic in Bloomington.
Incredible, incredible show
Incredible, incredible show
My daughter (4) is writing random letter combinations on a sheet of paper and asking what word it is. Anything stand out to you?
March 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My daughter (4) is writing random letter combinations on a sheet of paper and asking what word it is. Anything stand out to you?
Reposted by Simon McKim
Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode
Hey @pftompkins.bsky.social I’m watching Spider-Man and your character is kind of a butthole.
February 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Did you want a show where Spider-Man just lays around and has a chill time every episode
Reposted by Simon McKim
Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being.
www.youtube.com/@americanmed...
www.youtube.com/@americanmed...
February 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank goodness for the American Medical Association. Here is their YouTube page. Please share far and wide. Right now bird flu is spreading throughout our country and most people have no clue. Please stay updated and bookmark this page for your health and well-being.
www.youtube.com/@americanmed...
www.youtube.com/@americanmed...
Kids valentines have gotten better
February 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Kids valentines have gotten better
Reposted by Simon McKim
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
February 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Not a single reporter at the Superbowl asked any of the Eagles why they didn't fly the Fellowship to Mordor.
“Our sports team is rolling out new alternate uniforms and putting them immediately on sale in our merch shop. This is in no way a transparent attempt to squeeze every possible dollar and cent out of our fan base.”
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
“Our sports team is rolling out new alternate uniforms and putting them immediately on sale in our merch shop. This is in no way a transparent attempt to squeeze every possible dollar and cent out of our fan base.”
The more times Tom Brady calls Mahomes just “Patrick” the more irritating it becomes.
February 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The more times Tom Brady calls Mahomes just “Patrick” the more irritating it becomes.
You might want to read the lyrics of rock me like a hurricane before using it in a commercial for women’s sports
February 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You might want to read the lyrics of rock me like a hurricane before using it in a commercial for women’s sports
If the bowl was really that super, you wouldn’t need to hype it up so much
February 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If the bowl was really that super, you wouldn’t need to hype it up so much
Everything is just the dumbest!
Not you, though, you’re cool.
Not you, though, you’re cool.
February 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Everything is just the dumbest!
Not you, though, you’re cool.
Not you, though, you’re cool.
Very satisfying to finally put stain on Elsie’s jewelry box. I made a lot of mistakes on the way to this point
February 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Very satisfying to finally put stain on Elsie’s jewelry box. I made a lot of mistakes on the way to this point
I love when facebookers post things like “in order to understand me you have to understand sarcasm.”
Okay, Aunt Junie, I guess only everyone can understand you and your special uniqueness.
Okay, Aunt Junie, I guess only everyone can understand you and your special uniqueness.
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love when facebookers post things like “in order to understand me you have to understand sarcasm.”
Okay, Aunt Junie, I guess only everyone can understand you and your special uniqueness.
Okay, Aunt Junie, I guess only everyone can understand you and your special uniqueness.
Home Depot in New Albany had not enough room for all the kids wanting to do the workshop yesterday so we got the kit and brought it home
February 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Home Depot in New Albany had not enough room for all the kids wanting to do the workshop yesterday so we got the kit and brought it home
More work in progress: hand carving a letter opener from basswood
January 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
More work in progress: hand carving a letter opener from basswood
More work in progress: my brother in law found three Louisville Sluggers under a house in need of restoration
January 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
More work in progress: my brother in law found three Louisville Sluggers under a house in need of restoration
Work in Progress: Poplar stove cover
January 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Work in Progress: Poplar stove cover
My cat just woke up, meowed at me —the annoyed meow—and then went back to sleep.
January 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My cat just woke up, meowed at me —the annoyed meow—and then went back to sleep.
Yall CBS just showed a graphic for March Madness and the final graphic said March Madness, coming in March
January 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yall CBS just showed a graphic for March Madness and the final graphic said March Madness, coming in March
Someone on LinkedIn asked me where I’m “located,” I can see that in the message preview on this unread DM from 2023
January 22, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Someone on LinkedIn asked me where I’m “located,” I can see that in the message preview on this unread DM from 2023
We have a dog. Her name is Max. When we first got Max we thought she was a boy. When we took her to the vet for the first time we found out she’s not. “Great!” we thought, “we don’t have to change her name.”
So her name is Max and it’s not short for anything. Her name is just Max.
So her name is Max and it’s not short for anything. Her name is just Max.
May 8, 2024 at 1:21 PM
We have a dog. Her name is Max. When we first got Max we thought she was a boy. When we took her to the vet for the first time we found out she’s not. “Great!” we thought, “we don’t have to change her name.”
So her name is Max and it’s not short for anything. Her name is just Max.
So her name is Max and it’s not short for anything. Her name is just Max.
Seems all the Meta stuff is down. So hey Bluesky
March 5, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Seems all the Meta stuff is down. So hey Bluesky
“If he has to deal with the consequences, he’ll have to deal with the consequences!”
Rudy Giuliani’s attorney tells the jury that if the Freeman and Moss get the damages they're seeking, it is "the civil equivalent of the death penalty." "It will be the end of Mr. Giuliani," he said.
December 11, 2023 at 10:35 PM
“If he has to deal with the consequences, he’ll have to deal with the consequences!”