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Simon
@simonline.bsky.social
Lover of all things gaming, horror and drag. QA Analyst 🌈
I think Vendetta may be the reason I stop playing Overwatch. As a support I have not had fun in any matches with her or against her.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Twilight Saga is my unapologetic film series to watch when I’m laid up ill.
October 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Broke my ankle last week and saw the X-rays today for the first time. The length of the break is so fucking crazy to me.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m currently playing through too many games:

Genshin Impact
Overwatch
Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright
Hollow Knight
Dark Souls 3
Trails through Daybreak

And now I have a month coming up with:

Sonic Crossworlds
Hades 2
Trails in the Sky
Cronos: New Dawn
Silent Hill F
Final Fantasy Tactics
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Honestly I’m not a K-pop stan but seeing Blackpink and seeing Rosé get a Tim’s made me feel so happy 😂😂
July 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Because of @imrichtea.bsky.social making me watch Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Wererabbit, whenever someone tells me they’ll be an hour, I quote “ an hour, I can’t wait hour” as Lady Tottington and most people just have no reply to it 😔
What's the most random/obscure thing you quote?

In "The Stand' by Stephen King (complete/uncut ed iirc), a character called The Kid would sometimes say "how do you like that happy crappy?" and I often say that to myself/out loud for various reasons lol.
July 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
In my lil Zelda spree I’m on I’ve just completed A Link to the Past. It was super fun, it’s impressive to see how much of the core gameplay has had its effect on modern day games too ❤️❤️
July 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So I have a Link tattoo and the BF questioned what games I’ve actually played and to my surprise only like 4 of the main Legend of Zelda games. So I decided to try and play through some more. So here is proof I finished number one lol
July 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing @nytimes.com
June 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Funko Pops are the worst thing to ever happen to cons. What do you I’m looking at 15 vendors with the exact same shit figures? Give us variety I beg
May 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"You can still be with the wizard.."
May 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Credits rolled on Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. What an incredible game. I’ve not been so hooked on a new IP in so long. It was a masterpiece from start to finish. Music, graphics, story, combat every thing was impeccable. 10/10
May 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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"I love these real saturdays. They're so relaxing.
Not like that fake saturday that almost got me fired."
September 14, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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"Ah! I love these lazy saturdays."

"It's wednesday, homer."
September 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
She’s so cunty I love her.
April 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Think I managed to order a Switch 2, but no confirmation email just yet! Let’s pray to the gods it’s confirmed ❤️
April 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Spend my Easter Saturday grinding to get this 😌😌
April 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Made it to Master Rank with just under 12 hours to go!

Ready to do it all again for the next season 😭
April 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It felt very correct 😌😌
April 14, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Flashes are here. So having to post my favourite pic of the year so far!
February 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Happy Valentines Day from me and my favourite ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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PLEASE SHARE! I am looking for an Associate PR Manager to join the EU Pokémon PR team. Role will focus on our Pokémon Centre products, Animation slate and all our great licensing collabs. All information can be found here: job-boards.greenhouse.io/pokemoncaree...
Associate PR Manager
London, England, United Kingdom
job-boards.greenhouse.io
February 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Also reminded why I hate social media today. Every time I see a post about tr**p I wanna kms.
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM