Simon Gray
@simongray.bsky.social
I'm the real simon gray - you may know me from places such as Twitter, Facebook, and Usenet. I make post-jazz-rock-dub-persian-indian-techno with a santur, a trumpet, and Ableton Live. And things for the internet.
Indeed, here exactly is what 3/5s of the founding MPs have had to say on the matter of LGBTQ+ rights
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Indeed, here exactly is what 3/5s of the founding MPs have had to say on the matter of LGBTQ+ rights
My silly cat(s) enter the Chat
August 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My silly cat(s) enter the Chat
Is a match official wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo branded blazer rather than a Fred Perry branded blazer the tennis equivalent of going into Marks and Spencer and shouting ‘Woolworths’?
July 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Is a match official wearing a Ralph Lauren Polo branded blazer rather than a Fred Perry branded blazer the tennis equivalent of going into Marks and Spencer and shouting ‘Woolworths’?
OK, wa’evs bab, enjoy the rest of BlueSky
June 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
OK, wa’evs bab, enjoy the rest of BlueSky
This is what the wider Doctor Who RTD2 arc looks like at this point now
May 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This is what the wider Doctor Who RTD2 arc looks like at this point now
A film by Peter Greenaway
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
A film by Peter Greenaway
I’m srsly done with the BBC News scammy clickbait site now.
It’s *nine hours* since the claim stated in the headline was debunked and the BBC is still implying it is fact. GBeebies is probably a more reliable news source now.
It’s *nine hours* since the claim stated in the headline was debunked and the BBC is still implying it is fact. GBeebies is probably a more reliable news source now.
April 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I’m srsly done with the BBC News scammy clickbait site now.
It’s *nine hours* since the claim stated in the headline was debunked and the BBC is still implying it is fact. GBeebies is probably a more reliable news source now.
It’s *nine hours* since the claim stated in the headline was debunked and the BBC is still implying it is fact. GBeebies is probably a more reliable news source now.
No, they disbanded because they realised that most people have contempt for them and that *the overall* climate argument was won by climate campaigners *overall*. If you think it was solely due to JSO, I hope you never need an ambulance.
April 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
No, they disbanded because they realised that most people have contempt for them and that *the overall* climate argument was won by climate campaigners *overall*. If you think it was solely due to JSO, I hope you never need an ambulance.
I see they’ve now updated the headline
April 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I see they’ve now updated the headline
So I see the BBC News website has gone full Reach Plc with its scammy misleading clickbait headlines.
No, the UK has *not* ‘banned EU meat and cheese’ — it’s introduced restrictions on what people coming back from holiday can bring in with their luggage. Very different.
No, the UK has *not* ‘banned EU meat and cheese’ — it’s introduced restrictions on what people coming back from holiday can bring in with their luggage. Very different.
April 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
So I see the BBC News website has gone full Reach Plc with its scammy misleading clickbait headlines.
No, the UK has *not* ‘banned EU meat and cheese’ — it’s introduced restrictions on what people coming back from holiday can bring in with their luggage. Very different.
No, the UK has *not* ‘banned EU meat and cheese’ — it’s introduced restrictions on what people coming back from holiday can bring in with their luggage. Very different.
Since it’s unlikely I’ll rack up the 100,000 subscribers necessary to get a YouTube silver play button, I thought it would be amusing to make myself a wooden play button. In the course of looking up the exact format of the buttons, I discover that custom ‘creator’s awards’ are indeed a Thing.
April 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Since it’s unlikely I’ll rack up the 100,000 subscribers necessary to get a YouTube silver play button, I thought it would be amusing to make myself a wooden play button. In the course of looking up the exact format of the buttons, I discover that custom ‘creator’s awards’ are indeed a Thing.
Just done a quick walk around the garden wearing a pair of sandals I think Nancy Sinatra would approve of
April 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just done a quick walk around the garden wearing a pair of sandals I think Nancy Sinatra would approve of
A quick check of Webbs of Wychbold’s opening times before we go out there, the fact that it’s #1 of three nightlife spots in Droitwich tells you everything you need to know about the buzzing nightlife in Droitwich
April 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A quick check of Webbs of Wychbold’s opening times before we go out there, the fact that it’s #1 of three nightlife spots in Droitwich tells you everything you need to know about the buzzing nightlife in Droitwich
It’s March 16. The surface of the pond is frozen.
March 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It’s March 16. The surface of the pond is frozen.
Remember, kidz, the ICE people who did this didn’t do it on the orders of Trump, they did it because they wanted to
March 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Remember, kidz, the ICE people who did this didn’t do it on the orders of Trump, they did it because they wanted to
This one’s for all the USAian residents in the room
March 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
This one’s for all the USAian residents in the room
And now ladies, gentlemen, and other designations as appropriate, I give you…
…gendered toilet bins!
…gendered toilet bins!
March 8, 2025 at 9:00 AM
And now ladies, gentlemen, and other designations as appropriate, I give you…
…gendered toilet bins!
…gendered toilet bins!
Skia is the Apple equivalent of Comic Sans: discuss
February 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Skia is the Apple equivalent of Comic Sans: discuss
Archy McArchface will not be one of the options
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Archy McArchface will not be one of the options
So apparently They’ve used AI to unwrap and read the text of a scroll found at Herculaneum that was burnt to charcoal by Vesuvius. ground.news/article/firs...
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
So apparently They’ve used AI to unwrap and read the text of a scroll found at Herculaneum that was burnt to charcoal by Vesuvius. ground.news/article/firs...