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simeonhellerman.bsky.social
Hypothesis Falsifier
@simeonhellerman.bsky.social
human, family guy, thinker, physicist, professor

(in order of importance)

it is what it is... but it's not THAT!

based and science-pilled.

my papers here: https://tinyurl.com/SHpapers

views expressed are NOT those of my employer. (tho they SHOULD be)
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
AI-stress-testing homework problems for my QFT class:
October 15, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't live in Gallup NM, but if you do please vote Lyndon Tsosie for mayor. The only political candidate I know personally and if he says he will do a thing then he will do it. He is the real deal on every level.
October 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I was excited to visit KAIST Daejon because I always heard they had an exceptional group -- but I didn't realize it had ALL of them 🤯🤯🤯
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
uhhmmmm.....
April 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
April 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
for the first time in my memory a Democratic senator has risen above the level of the pathetic. Thank you Sen. Van Hollen (D-MD) for travelling to El Salvador to look personally into the case of the Trump administration's illegal kidnapping and deportation of your constituent Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
April 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
April 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i know this is controversial, cancel me if you like, but i am DAMN PROUD to post the CONFEDERATE FLAG. sorry to be un-woke!
April 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
i have to ASSUME this account is fake? but you should probably follow it on twitter because at least SOMEONE is calling the cryptobros to be their best selves even in the face of difficulties in their industry
April 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
thank u for this one
@rogerfreedman.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
relateable 😭
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
uhhmmmm.....
April 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Higgledy-piggledy,/ Regan and Goneril;/ Flatterers vile of Shake-/spearean fame.

Gassing up daddy with / Mellifluousity, / Even Ivanka might /Envy their game.
April 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
america COULD have been great 🌅💭😌🥺
April 5, 2025 at 5:04 AM
hes right tho
April 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
[18-YEAR OLD OFFERED THE PRIVILEGE TO INCUR DECADES OF DEBT TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EXPEL HIM, DEPORT HIM TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP, OR REVOKE HIS DEGREE IF HE HAS AN OPINION THAT TICKS OFF SOME RICH GUY]: 🤔💭 hmm i wonder if there are some other schools that maybe don't do that 🤔💭
April 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
proud of sen sanders and my birth-state senator (murphy). worth noting that even some of the guys who cast a dumb vote in favor of the continuing resolution (durbin, schatz), seem to have wised up enough to cast this considerably more challenging and politically perilous vote. better late than never
April 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
April 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Welcome to Masataka Watanabe-先生, starting today as permanent faculty at the University of Tokyo and an Affiliate Member of Kavli IPMU. Like this succulent, he may need larger and larger vessels to contain his talents appropriately.

Congratulations, to ourselves as much as to you, on your arrival!
April 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
March 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
from my cousin Alyssa:
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
😶
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM