Everyone is now tidying up after a long time playing. The mediator is walking off and both cars have left the scene of this treacherous crime. I’ll go back inside and keep warm. This was close to a 2 hour episode, where some tip-ex could have sorted it all out

Both parties and mediator are now playing noughts and crosses on the bonnet if the white car. I can’t see who is winning from this distance…

The mediator who arrived late to the party is now standing between both parties and is pointing at pieces of paper. Making sure all the i’s have dots and all the t’s are crossed. Spelling bee championship awaits

People stuck in traffic talking to passing pedestrians. I can only assume each interaction is the following “what happened?”, “I dunno, someone kissed a door”, “why don’t they take a picture and move the cars?”, “no idea” .. repeat many times over

The amount of beeping has moments of looking like it will intensify but at the last second people do what people do nowadays and just go on their merry way

A member of the public or the back up has arrived. He is now inspecting the heavily fortified Skoda which shows limited damage. He is either a mediator or a lost soul. The saga continues

The passenger of the white car is now trying to reason with the driver of the grey car. From my observations I see slight hand movement from the passenger and the driver of the grey car is doing a sturdy shaking of the head. Its tense I tell thee

Both parties are now at a Mexican stand off. Each on their phone with backs to each other. I feel like they should take 10 steps forward and then turn around and play rock, paper, scissors

Also the environmental damage caused to the grass is a crime of epic proportions. Does no one have any compassion for the little creatures who was just having a miniature cup of coffee after lunch 🤨

Someone has now driven into the hazard triangle put in place out of frustration and then reversed and gone around. The road rage is serious here 😂