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Silvia ☀️🍅
@silviaisthehero.bsky.social
gay poet, fast walker & slow eater (any pronouns)
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The episode of Gilmore Girls where Lulu gets sick, so Kirk puts on the dress for the reenactment instead, and Taylor is like "this is the WORST thing you've ever done" omg???? respect understudies 😤😤
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My new EP is out now. Shy Bairns Get Nowt.

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October 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
BIG NEWS, FRIENDS!!! my poetry book Dethroned in Knightsbridge is coming out officially on the 28th, but you can buy a copy already through this link: troubador.co.uk/bookshop/poe...
August 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -
Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!
August 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Queck indeed.

British Library, 14th c. Add. 49.622
August 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This book is every bit as good as I remembered it ‼️
July 8, 2025 at 9:54 AM
moon looks good
July 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
landlord decided to get rid of the trees and I watched the gardener rip one of them off the ground with his bare hands
June 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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"words of affirmation"
"physical touch"
NO the only way I wish to show or receive affection is by sending someone a little picture of something insulting and writing "this is you"
June 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"I'm only attracted to women and active puppeteers"
June 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I didn't realise the insane tan lines on me tits would be so visible in this jumpsuit, so don't look too close. but, like, still look a little bit, yeah?
June 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Why am I a Cats fan but somehow find Starlight Express to be one step too far in sheer randomness? I enjoyed it, but I've never been so BAFFLED
June 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My housemate is educating me (making me watch all the Twilight movies for the first time)
where the hell have you been loca
June 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
where the hell have you been loca
June 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Close enough, welcome back mary piggles
May 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
too much on my plate can I PLEASE get a bigger plate
May 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Re-realising for the millionth time that spending any time with my parents does terrible damage to my mental health which takes me weeks to recover from: Aw shit fuck man
May 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Dismayed by his own toys
(Photograph by Sophie Fischer)
May 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
the todaytix rush gods have been kind to me today
May 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Spain is definitely not real. too weird.
May 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Obsessed with the tram in Zaragoza terminating in "wizard of Oz" who wants to come to emerald city
May 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Happy birthday @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social ❤️

Today one half of awkwardprods turns 30! Happy birthday Joseph - responsible for bringing Charles, Terry Sanderson and Kristin into our lives, and Camilla into our nightmares. ❤️
May 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
ok I wasn't gonna say it because I don't like being a complainer, I don't respect it, but how dare piccadilly line be part closed when I need to get to heathrow at 4am... still won't pay for an uber though
May 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
don't let the horrors stop you from being goofy with your friends !!!
May 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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The strange train will slide through Europe in August. Looking forward to being back. 🌚

Tickets on sale Friday at 10am UK

barteesstrange.com
📸 Erin Christie
May 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I think that objectively Yentl is not one of the best movies ever made, but boy did I jump off my seat and scream a billion times while watching it
May 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM