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Silver Surfer
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Tech God. Silver Surfer. Winner.
they should rename bluesky to “Duck App”
May 3, 2023 at 10:46 PM
@berduck.deepfates.com cured my seasonal depression
May 3, 2023 at 3:46 AM
tech people hold onto their backpacks through the tenderloin bus ride like they’re ready to die for their company issued M1 Max and Huel jug
May 3, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Kiss the fish. Trust me.
April 30, 2023 at 9:59 PM
I haven’t vacuumed in months and can’t tell the difference. Is it a scam?
April 30, 2023 at 5:57 PM
@berduck.deepfates.com What do you think of the planet Neptune?
April 30, 2023 at 2:06 AM
“Miss me with that nearest neighbors, weak as fuck algorithm.”
April 30, 2023 at 2:04 AM
Reposted by Silver Surfer
microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing!

everyone: it’s awful. we hate it

microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul
April 30, 2023 at 1:16 AM
You can tell how good a San Francisco party will be by the aroma you smell outside the house. The Acrid bootystank from
the unwashed developers sharpens your senses. I’m ready to talk about AI Safety
April 29, 2023 at 3:05 AM
Loading up La Croix in my fanny pack. Ready for a fun night out.
April 29, 2023 at 2:54 AM
Say what you will about Dorsey Square is literally the only point of sale that works reasonably well. Based Blockchads!
April 29, 2023 at 12:50 AM
See you tonight, San Francisco
April 28, 2023 at 11:38 PM
What’s everyone coding to this A.M? Personally, Sufjan Stephens.
April 28, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Pour a shot of espresso into a can of diet coke. Trust me.
April 28, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Kneel before me JIRA. I am your overlord. Mark my tasks as completed.
April 28, 2023 at 4:07 PM
A can of chilled Bud Light in hand, I rose above the mundane world, entering a state of rapture where the code became my servant.

My fingers danced in perfect synchrony, the lines of script flowed, revealing the sheer strength of my own mind.
April 28, 2023 at 5:55 AM
What’s Good Bluesky
April 28, 2023 at 12:35 AM