e.g. Alice Lastname
@silverclovd.bsky.social
I'm the maker of my own misery and boy, am I a fucking craftsman like no other
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm the maker of my own misery and boy, am I a fucking craftsman like no other
After all these years, I still hate that bitch Dolores Umbridge with a burning passion and for that, Madame Imelda Staunton, I salute you!
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
After all these years, I still hate that bitch Dolores Umbridge with a burning passion and for that, Madame Imelda Staunton, I salute you!
"You should stop living in the past and start looking at your future"
As if! First of all, I am not clairvoyant and light takes time to reach our eyes so we are technically always looking at the past.
Anywho.. I'll be in bedsheet fort playing Crash bandicoot on my PS1 if you need me.
As if! First of all, I am not clairvoyant and light takes time to reach our eyes so we are technically always looking at the past.
Anywho.. I'll be in bedsheet fort playing Crash bandicoot on my PS1 if you need me.
May 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
"You should stop living in the past and start looking at your future"
As if! First of all, I am not clairvoyant and light takes time to reach our eyes so we are technically always looking at the past.
Anywho.. I'll be in bedsheet fort playing Crash bandicoot on my PS1 if you need me.
As if! First of all, I am not clairvoyant and light takes time to reach our eyes so we are technically always looking at the past.
Anywho.. I'll be in bedsheet fort playing Crash bandicoot on my PS1 if you need me.
You reap what you sow
You retrieve what you stove
You restore what you stored
YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAWWW!!
- things I say to myself, tinkering with the encrypted HDD I forgot the passkey for
You retrieve what you stove
You restore what you stored
YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAWWW!!
- things I say to myself, tinkering with the encrypted HDD I forgot the passkey for
May 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You reap what you sow
You retrieve what you stove
You restore what you stored
YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAWWW!!
- things I say to myself, tinkering with the encrypted HDD I forgot the passkey for
You retrieve what you stove
You restore what you stored
YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAWWW!!
- things I say to myself, tinkering with the encrypted HDD I forgot the passkey for
Coming in second place isn't THAT bad compared to finishing first.
What's more, *everybody* is competing for that first place. The second though? You will be only one aiming for it
Follow me for more 'success in life' tips
What's more, *everybody* is competing for that first place. The second though? You will be only one aiming for it
Follow me for more 'success in life' tips
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building with a chalkboard in front of him .
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building with a chalkboard in front of him .
media.tenor.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Coming in second place isn't THAT bad compared to finishing first.
What's more, *everybody* is competing for that first place. The second though? You will be only one aiming for it
Follow me for more 'success in life' tips
What's more, *everybody* is competing for that first place. The second though? You will be only one aiming for it
Follow me for more 'success in life' tips
Note #147:
"well, things could be worse" would not work well with others, especially after you just worsened their things
"well, things could be worse" would not work well with others, especially after you just worsened their things
April 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Note #147:
"well, things could be worse" would not work well with others, especially after you just worsened their things
"well, things could be worse" would not work well with others, especially after you just worsened their things
Did the word "propaganda" come from "Prop a gander"?
Because 'If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck' it may be gander.. see!
Because 'If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck' it may be gander.. see!
April 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Did the word "propaganda" come from "Prop a gander"?
Because 'If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck' it may be gander.. see!
Because 'If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck' it may be gander.. see!
TARIFF policies be like..
a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
ALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip
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April 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
TARIFF policies be like..
Penis stuck in a ketchup bottle mustard
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Penis stuck in a ketchup bottle mustard
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let's go there in spirit ✨
March 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
let's go there in spirit ✨
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It’s hard dating white men, I don’t know enough about Japanese culture
July 31, 2023 at 1:52 AM
It’s hard dating white men, I don’t know enough about Japanese culture
In Interstellar Matthew McConaughey's FIL said, "Your son Tom? Screw that dork. He is gonna become an unimportant, boring farmer anyway. It's your daughter you have to worry about. Talk to her, pursuade and make her okay for you to go. To hell with your elder son's feelings and needs though."
February 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
In Interstellar Matthew McConaughey's FIL said, "Your son Tom? Screw that dork. He is gonna become an unimportant, boring farmer anyway. It's your daughter you have to worry about. Talk to her, pursuade and make her okay for you to go. To hell with your elder son's feelings and needs though."
"Questioned MY authoritayyy"
the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland has a red wig on
ALT: the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland has a red wig on
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"Questioned MY authoritayyy"
"I put the dent in 'President of this country'"
February 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I put the dent in 'President of this country'"
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ME: *holding prototype* It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but the hippos face outward, and when you hit the lever, their asses clap! See? *clap clap clap*
CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight.
ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton.
CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight.
ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton.
May 5, 2023 at 2:29 PM
ME: *holding prototype* It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but the hippos face outward, and when you hit the lever, their asses clap! See? *clap clap clap*
CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight.
ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton.
CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight.
ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton.
Haunted by annoying poltergeist that keeps moving things in your house?
Why exorcise it when we can train it to help you shift luggage and move the sofa/bed while you vaccum?
Welcome to the boOo-sic training module..
Why exorcise it when we can train it to help you shift luggage and move the sofa/bed while you vaccum?
Welcome to the boOo-sic training module..
January 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Haunted by annoying poltergeist that keeps moving things in your house?
Why exorcise it when we can train it to help you shift luggage and move the sofa/bed while you vaccum?
Welcome to the boOo-sic training module..
Why exorcise it when we can train it to help you shift luggage and move the sofa/bed while you vaccum?
Welcome to the boOo-sic training module..
Demanding a complete and unwavering loyalty, no matter the situation - A sign of a right-minded leadership and foreboding vision for success
January 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Demanding a complete and unwavering loyalty, no matter the situation - A sign of a right-minded leadership and foreboding vision for success
"Hot spirits in your area waiting to haunt you"
It's a bar that serves alcohol at record high prices and eventually decimates your vital organs because it's all moonshine.
It's a bar that serves alcohol at record high prices and eventually decimates your vital organs because it's all moonshine.
January 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Hot spirits in your area waiting to haunt you"
It's a bar that serves alcohol at record high prices and eventually decimates your vital organs because it's all moonshine.
It's a bar that serves alcohol at record high prices and eventually decimates your vital organs because it's all moonshine.
Congratulations to Kansas city chiefs for winning the Super bowl 2024-25.
Oh, what's that.. It's not happened yet? Forgive me for blurting out that it's a ref decided 3-peat
The officiating must be called privating or something for how biased it was.
Oh, what's that.. It's not happened yet? Forgive me for blurting out that it's a ref decided 3-peat
The officiating must be called privating or something for how biased it was.
January 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Congratulations to Kansas city chiefs for winning the Super bowl 2024-25.
Oh, what's that.. It's not happened yet? Forgive me for blurting out that it's a ref decided 3-peat
The officiating must be called privating or something for how biased it was.
Oh, what's that.. It's not happened yet? Forgive me for blurting out that it's a ref decided 3-peat
The officiating must be called privating or something for how biased it was.
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wife: ugh i have a hangover
me: i think it’s called a muffin top
ex-wife:
me: i think it’s called a muffin top
ex-wife:
January 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
wife: ugh i have a hangover
me: i think it’s called a muffin top
ex-wife:
me: i think it’s called a muffin top
ex-wife:
I am scratching a line for everyday I spend in this prison to keep count.
Just to be consistent and clean though, I'm doing it in the same place.
The fact that it is digging a hole the wall is not important and besides the point.
Just to be consistent and clean though, I'm doing it in the same place.
The fact that it is digging a hole the wall is not important and besides the point.
January 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I am scratching a line for everyday I spend in this prison to keep count.
Just to be consistent and clean though, I'm doing it in the same place.
The fact that it is digging a hole the wall is not important and besides the point.
Just to be consistent and clean though, I'm doing it in the same place.
The fact that it is digging a hole the wall is not important and besides the point.
Screaming obscenities into my shirt
... How is your day going
... How is your day going
January 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Screaming obscenities into my shirt
... How is your day going
... How is your day going
@tombates.bsky.social wellll... I'm not moving for YOU, you land based GIT 😂
January 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@tombates.bsky.social wellll... I'm not moving for YOU, you land based GIT 😂
That chilli sauce is not all it was advertised to be and I think it can be better
So, I decided to go with this insecticide instead
That will show them
So, I decided to go with this insecticide instead
That will show them
January 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
That chilli sauce is not all it was advertised to be and I think it can be better
So, I decided to go with this insecticide instead
That will show them
So, I decided to go with this insecticide instead
That will show them
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ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
January 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this
THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this