Jay Turner
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Jay Turner
@silopolis.bsky.social
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Writer, Narrative Designer, gamer, crazy cat dude, cancer survivor, and giant nerd.

(Dragon Age: Origins, Mass Effect 2, Army of Two: Devil's Cartel, Dead Space 3, Avowed)

All opinions are my own and of dubious value at best.
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www.factcheck.org/2025/10/bide...
A table showing the statistical ups and downs of Joe Biden's presidency
October 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Panel from the comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug, by Reuben Bolling. The comic is made to look like a poster to help identify the differences between ICE agents and "murderer/criminal", but the pictures of the two are identical.
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I feel like this is more accurate:
Screenshot from Resident Evil 7, in which the Baker Family, all corrupted by an evil mold, are staring at the camera, waiting for the player to partake in the feast of nasty entrails, blobs, and flesh bits spread about the table.
August 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I feel like I need a game about revolution or rising up. Where's Freedom Fighters when you need it?!
Picture of the cover of the Freedom Fighters game for PS2, featuring a heroic insurgent with an AK-47 and a pair of his friendly fellow fighters
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Oh no, DC is screwed! Call ICE!
Map of the projected travel path of Hurricane Erin, with a small bump drawn in with Sharpie to show that it might hit Washington, D.C.
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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With alt text:
A reposting of the Hurricane Erin map with a sharpie-drawn bit added to make it look like the hurricane might hit Washington, D.C.
August 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Washington DC is screwed! Call in ICE!
August 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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LinkedIn is doing the work.
A screenshot from an email in which LinkedIn notes who has viewed my profile. Out of 41 profile views, 3 were from job recruiters and one was from someone who works at "Yoga Teachers Club."
May 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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An Uno Reverse card with rainbow colors
May 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Keeping my eyes open for footage tomorrow of the Mike Lawler town hall rules being broken.
A poster outside a town hall for Congressman Mile Lawler, listing a long list of rules for being involved in the town hall, including that law enforcement is allowed to remove you if you "disrupt" the town hall.
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Vance prays for the Pope's health, and the Pope dies the next day. Feels like Vance and the Pope weren't talking to the same God.
April 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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My cat is crazy, and I needed this today.
March 17, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Reddit with the uppercut.
March 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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New tattoo dropped!

Thanks to @danamrich.bsky.social for the Aurebesh transcription!
A forearm tattoo spelling out "Fuck Cancer" in the Aurebesh alphabet from Star Wars, done in dark blue with a subtle light blue glow
March 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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In case you were wondering what you can do to send a message:
February 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Post a female character you love:
A pic of Lagertha from the show Vikings, played by Katheryn Winnick.
February 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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The game industry, summed up in two posts:
A post reading "Marvel Rivals has earned an estimated $130 million in its first month", followed by another that reads, "Marvel Rivals director and team laid off according to posts."
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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JD Vance thinks checks and balances are ethnic groups in Europe.
February 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Literally happening right now:
POV shot of a cat in my lap, being petted and enjoying it.
February 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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My work desk morale squad, mostly made up of Decepticons lately for no reason, why are you asking?
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Trying to leave our apartment is an exercise in dealing with guilt and passive aggression.
A hallway leading to an exit door, with one cat lying down in the foreground and another sitting in front of the door looking judgey.
January 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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I hope things get better soon for you and your family.
Two cats sleeping next to each other, belly to belly, with their legs intertwined
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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A Bluesky social post by @Nickiqupote@mstdn.social, reading "Congratulations to Elon Musk for making cars so bad that no-one can tell if a carbomb has just happened or if the car just did that."
January 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM