Matt Reichenbacher
@sillyreddruid.bsky.social
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Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about
Donkeys and Elephants
A Poem
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May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Wrote a poem. You can probably guess what it’s about
Bill and Ted’s Broadway Bonanza.
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bill and Ted’s Broadway Bonanza.
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brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
brown gravy at night, potato's delight
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning
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“We’re gonna invade Canada! We’re gonna invade Greenland!”
“Sir, it’s 24 degrees.”
“Bring it in, guys!”
“Sir, it’s 24 degrees.”
“Bring it in, guys!”
January 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“We’re gonna invade Canada! We’re gonna invade Greenland!”
“Sir, it’s 24 degrees.”
“Bring it in, guys!”
“Sir, it’s 24 degrees.”
“Bring it in, guys!”
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LISTEN HERE REAL QUICK! The Buttercream Dream is back, Jack! And he’s got some words for the Jabroni HULK HOGAN!…..SKEEEEWW!!
(Sorry this video is too long for BlueSky so enjoy it here on YouTube!)
(Sorry this video is too long for BlueSky so enjoy it here on YouTube!)
HULK HOGAN Gets ROASTED by The Buttercream Dream!
YouTube video by Corey Ryan Forrester
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January 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
LISTEN HERE REAL QUICK! The Buttercream Dream is back, Jack! And he’s got some words for the Jabroni HULK HOGAN!…..SKEEEEWW!!
(Sorry this video is too long for BlueSky so enjoy it here on YouTube!)
(Sorry this video is too long for BlueSky so enjoy it here on YouTube!)
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
January 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
My cousin wore parachute pants but still fell to his death. Parachute pants are a lie.
I hope this article is about how wild animals all got together in a little council and decided to make a come back and take the earth back from humans after seeing what we’ve done with it. I submit to my new bobcat overlords.
Road to recovery: Wild animals staging a comeback in 2024 https://buff.ly/41SFh7N
Road to recovery: Wild animals staging a comeback in 2024
Conservation news is often heartbreaking, with reports of dramatic biodiversity loss globally year after year. But in 2024, there were several reasons for cheer as well, with conservationists finding…
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December 31, 2024 at 4:47 PM
I hope this article is about how wild animals all got together in a little council and decided to make a come back and take the earth back from humans after seeing what we’ve done with it. I submit to my new bobcat overlords.
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the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
December 27, 2024 at 5:25 PM
the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport
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Superman NEVER acclimated to a yellow sun? People worried about “press one of English” and this dude is out here disrespecting our gravity by flying around in his little outfit
December 21, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Superman NEVER acclimated to a yellow sun? People worried about “press one of English” and this dude is out here disrespecting our gravity by flying around in his little outfit
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This post from @alexnpress.bsky.social is just too on the nose of how law enforcement is used and implemented to protect the capital of the obscenely rich.
December 19, 2024 at 3:30 PM
This post from @alexnpress.bsky.social is just too on the nose of how law enforcement is used and implemented to protect the capital of the obscenely rich.
Big Kitty Nights might be my favorite nickname for my cat.
December 17, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Big Kitty Nights might be my favorite nickname for my cat.
“Run the government like a business” just means make the executive team rich while breaking the backs of the workers. You know, like the way any other business operates in this country.
December 16, 2024 at 8:17 PM
“Run the government like a business” just means make the executive team rich while breaking the backs of the workers. You know, like the way any other business operates in this country.
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*RFK Jr. on the side of the road, eating a dead raccoon and washing it down with a hot glass of mercury from an old thermometer*
*wipes mouth and yells at passing car* VACCINES ARE UNHEALTHY
*brainworm squirms from the corner of his eye and shrieks*
THE WORM SAYS I NEED TO DECAPITATE AN ELK NOW
*wipes mouth and yells at passing car* VACCINES ARE UNHEALTHY
*brainworm squirms from the corner of his eye and shrieks*
THE WORM SAYS I NEED TO DECAPITATE AN ELK NOW
December 13, 2024 at 1:40 PM
*RFK Jr. on the side of the road, eating a dead raccoon and washing it down with a hot glass of mercury from an old thermometer*
*wipes mouth and yells at passing car* VACCINES ARE UNHEALTHY
*brainworm squirms from the corner of his eye and shrieks*
THE WORM SAYS I NEED TO DECAPITATE AN ELK NOW
*wipes mouth and yells at passing car* VACCINES ARE UNHEALTHY
*brainworm squirms from the corner of his eye and shrieks*
THE WORM SAYS I NEED TO DECAPITATE AN ELK NOW
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Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
December 8, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.
We all need to be keeping better track of our druthers.
December 5, 2024 at 11:52 AM
We all need to be keeping better track of our druthers.
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I wrote a thing about how Nazis being back sucks. You can read it for free!
Our Grandfathers Would Kick Y'alls Nazi Asses or (A Comedian's Head In His Hands)
*Written posts will ALWAYS be free.
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December 1, 2024 at 10:13 PM
I wrote a thing about how Nazis being back sucks. You can read it for free!
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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I fell asleep listening to The Exorcist on audible and had some fucked up dreams but still woke up more afraid of unbridled capitalism hiding behind evangelical Christianity hypnotizing 51 percent of the most powerful country in history than ancient invisible desert haints creeping on rich preteens.
November 30, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I fell asleep listening to The Exorcist on audible and had some fucked up dreams but still woke up more afraid of unbridled capitalism hiding behind evangelical Christianity hypnotizing 51 percent of the most powerful country in history than ancient invisible desert haints creeping on rich preteens.
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always satisfying when an article about some stupid assholes includes a photo that’s like “yep that’s them, the stupid assholes”
November 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
always satisfying when an article about some stupid assholes includes a photo that’s like “yep that’s them, the stupid assholes”
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“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
November 25, 2024 at 10:41 PM
“Why is MAGA still so angry even after they won?”
If you listen to Dwarf Metal while
doing meal prep it quickly goes from simply chopping vegetables to VANQUISHING THE INVADING GARLIC HORDES WITH YOUR MIGHTY HAND AND LEGENDARY BLADE!
doing meal prep it quickly goes from simply chopping vegetables to VANQUISHING THE INVADING GARLIC HORDES WITH YOUR MIGHTY HAND AND LEGENDARY BLADE!
November 24, 2024 at 6:08 PM
If you listen to Dwarf Metal while
doing meal prep it quickly goes from simply chopping vegetables to VANQUISHING THE INVADING GARLIC HORDES WITH YOUR MIGHTY HAND AND LEGENDARY BLADE!
doing meal prep it quickly goes from simply chopping vegetables to VANQUISHING THE INVADING GARLIC HORDES WITH YOUR MIGHTY HAND AND LEGENDARY BLADE!