my new year’s resolution was to become so beautiful it hurts people and some tarot twink on tiktok just told me i already am ❤️

mark zuckerberg is getting really into foreskin restoration rn

i have an impressive business acumen and by the way, yep, they’re big too (naturals)

something about being a woman makes me wanna waste a shitload of water

you know how in pinky and the brain they say that one is a genius and the other’s insane. umm has anyone noticed that pinky was a talking rat who loved to chill and brain was a villainous freak. makes you think..pinky was the genius and brain was insane…🤔

before i lay me down to rest i prithee, babe, show me thine breast

a post on bluesky is called a cloud, by the way. and it has a quality of clouds also, of you can see whatever your mind feels in the post

did anyone hear that sound , that sound i did expound , that sound whose sound could not make frown, that sound of fart from butt 🤣

everything’s just peaching for me :-) i’m just a smiling and a touching little fuzz 🤗