Pyrite confirmed BallsLover69

I think the added allure to this is that people absolutely read that post, remember Pyrite’s freakishly long nails and think “…how tf would that even work this guy is lying clearly” and then it cuts to Malphas moaning and grinding against Pyrite’s hand that’s shoved down the front of his boxers.

I think Valefor goes a little bonkers for it secretly just because Paxton is so big that even when fully clothed he can feel *everything* if he grinds against him

DAMN OK

He needs to get creamed INSIDE—

"I'm not a pit guy" I say, and then I say things like this.

Mayhap It Can Be Arranged

Exaaaaactly

I cover Phineas's ears, he don't need to see what's going on here

IT SURE WASN’T.
And now he’s stuck with a bitchass clown, he deserves it frankly.

LITERALLY ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS WAS NICE TO VERNELL AND ALSO NOT STRAP HIM INTO A CONTRAPTION.
JUST STRAP HIM LIKE A REGULAR PERSON AND GET THERAPY.
LIKE IS HE STUPID???

“Thex this is the third time you’ve talked about tboy musk/pits this week”

Remembering that I gave Vernell a scent/sweat/pit kink but that he’s scared of Ywain for being his weird stalker with an unhealthy obsession with him who tried to ascend him to godhood to destroy the world once…Ywain fumbling a bad bitch monumentally as always.
Fucking dingus.