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Steven 🦃umpkin
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Meme time meme time!
post this on your profile and let your followers associate you with a fictional character that you remind them of
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Accidental good cappuccino pour today
A cappuccino sits in a glass coffee cup on a wooden table, the milk foam on top poured into a nice shape
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I made fried tofu in a korean style thick gochujang sauce for dinner and now 😴😴😴
Close up shot of a nonstick pan with bright red fried tofu coated in a sticky sauce topped with sliced green onions and sesame seeds
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Oh baby
A golden crusted, rich red-brown pecan pie, it’s filling caramelized at the edges where it meets the flaky pie crust.
October 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Protopie
Chocolate chips in the empty pie shell, making a chocolatey bottom layer Pecan pie filling filling up most of the pie shell Well arrayed pecan halves decorating the top of the pie filling in a radial pattern, a pecan pie ready for the oven
October 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Makin a pecan pie for canadian thanksgiving!
An incredible looking handmade raw pie crust, I’m talkin’ just the most beautiful, light gold dough, with ruffled folded edges. A few brown specks peek through the dough, which we will forgive, as a single coffee bean had fallen into the food processor prior to our hero’s crust making. It probably won’t hurt.
October 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Geese flying overhead

Mary Oliver:
A crude cartoon man with an astonished face, pointing behind him
October 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough', just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERY THING, stop calling it 'the future'. AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Need to get up and go do D&D prep but Astra is curled up napping between my legs on the couch so I guess this means I’m stuck here
Astra, a mostly black dog with white and brown patches, sleeps with her head resting on an olive green pants leg. She’s wrapped in a fluffy gray blanket.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Swallowtail chrysalis!
A grey chrysalis hangs off the side of a brown wood plant pot, attached by two fine strands of silk.
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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(Previously: FAT CATERPILLAR)
A roughly two inch long caterpillar sits on a lemon tree leaf, looking exactly like a giant bird shit. Its head is larger, and it is a mottled grey-brown x dirty white color.
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I think this might mean our swallowtail caterpillars are beginning to pupate / make a chrysalis??

I only found two of the four I’d been tracking (of the original five), but very exciting!
Side view of a dark wooden plant pot, with dried grasses hanging over top. On the side of the pot, a vaguely caterpillar shaped creature hangs in a C, attached to the pot by its head and rear.
September 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Feeling strong! Heavier than usual, with two weeks since my last KB routine, but no problem.
Simple & Sinister 5:28 PM, Wednesday, Sep 24 2025 • 41min § 3190 lb P0 PRS Walking Pace 1 5:00 83:20:00 Kettlebell Swing 1RM 1 20 1b × 10 27 2 20 Ib × 10 27 3 35 1b × 10 47 4 351b × 10 47 5 351b × 10 47 6 35lb × 10 47 7 35 1b × 10 47 8 35 10 × 10 47 9 201b × 10 27 10 20 lb × 10 27 Kettlebell Turkish Get Up 1RM 1 20lb × 1 20 2 20lbx1 20 3 35 1b × 1 35 4 35 b×1 35 5 35lb × 1 35 6 35 bx1 35 7 351b × 1 35 8 3510×1 35 9 20lbx 1 20 10 20 lb × 1 20 Garmin heart rate chart over 43 minutes. 119bpm average, 144bpm max.
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Successful return to exercise after an intense work week last week!

Today we did 600m “sprints” (aka run 600m as fast as you can, even if that means you’ve got to stop and walk), with 5 minutes of rest between: x4!
A Garmin heart rate chart showing peaks and valleys over 43 minutes. 132bpm average; 169bpm max.
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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what :|
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September 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Ran some VERY good DCC last night! This adventure was a mashup of:
* An optional add on chunk of Sailors on the Starless Sea
* Death, Frost, Doom where the dungeon wakes up when you’re deep in it
* The God that Crawls for a terrifying slow pursuant

It went great*
* They got a nefarious talking demon sword out of a burning circle of fire, guarded by a treacherous vulture-headed wizard (one of them dying in the circle in the process) * They fully explored a strangely quiescent dungeon coated in acidic vines, finding some treasure and weapons and beheading a sleeping cockatrice * They reached a weird ritual room with vine covered skeletons and a big mound of vines and much treasure * The vine horrors attacked them and just CHEWED UP about 15 of them before finally being overcome- we used some saving grace mechanics and about 10 of them woke up with 1hp (many funnels have extra characters available to find, so we used the level 1 rules "your character has a 50% chance to not actually be dead") * They grabbed a bunch of treasure and some of the fruits around the room and then the Vine Mound, called The Slow God, woke up and opened its massive, distressingly human mouth and grabbed two of them with vines and devoured them * Then it chased them back through the dungeon, slowly at first but then surging to catch up with them a few times, eating players two at a time and getting smacked in the mouth with a thrown lantern fireball, causing it to back off again * It chased them out the cockatrice cave, where one ill fated player lost his last surviving character to the headless, blind, vine-reanimated cockatrice's wicked claw strike- who stands guarding the cavern as a statue wearing a 200gp jeweled gold band around his bicep
September 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Did it! Felt strong but definitely like more work, which makes sense because it was! I also pushed it a little on heart rate, starting my next set when my hr was slightly higher than usual- I’d love to get this workout down to around 30-35 minutes.
Simple & Sinister 5:59 PM, Wednesday, Sep 10 2025 © 48min § 3190 lb P 0 PRs Walking 1 5:00 Kettlebell Swing 1 20 lb × 10 2 20lb × 10 3 35 1b × 10 4 351b × 10 5 35 1b × 10 6 35 1b × 10 7 351b × 10 8 35 1b × 10 9 20 lb × 10 10 20 lb × 10 Kettlebell Turkish Get Up 1 20 lb × 1 2 20lb × 1 3 351b × 1 4 351b × 1 5 35lb × 1 6 351b × 1 7 351b × 1 8 351b × 1 9 20lb × 1 10 20 lb × 1 Pace 83:20:00 1RM 27 27 47 47 47 47 47 47 27 27 1RM 20 20 35 35 35 35 35 35 20 20 Garmin heart rate chart over 45 minutes. 124bpm average, 151bpm max.
September 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I fukkin DID IT

Honestly, soon I think it’s time to start working in some longer sprints / fully rested maximal effort work in the mix instead of this 15 second sprint work! But this is DEFINITELY still high value and very intense for now.
A Garmin heart rate chart showing peaks and valleys over 15 minutes. 142bpm average, 163bpm max.
September 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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DONE! New record for overall speed, and fastest 1 mile segment at 12:33!
Garmin charts of speed and heart rate. 13:06/mi average, 8:56/mi best 145bpm average, 156bpm max
September 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Seria Mau Genlicher @kshipwhitecat - Follow David Cage: Can a robot learn to be human? Yoko Taro: Can a human? Cage: what Yoko Taro: Can a human learn to be human? Cage: I don't get it
September 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Did it! EASY today, definitely adding a pair of heavy sets next week.
Simple & Sinister 5:32 PM, Tuesday, Sep 2 2025 @ 42min § 2860 lb Walking 1 5:00 Kettlebell Swing 1 20 lb × 10 2 20 1b × 10 3 351b × 10 4 35 1b × 10 5 351b × 10 6 35 1b × 10 7 201b × 10 8 20 1b × 10 9 20 lb × 10 10 20 lb × 10 Kettlebell Turkish Get Up 1 20lb × 1 2 20lb x1 3 35lbx 1 4 351b × 1 5 35lb × 1 6 351b × 1 7 201b × 1 8 20 1b × 1 9 201b × 1 10 20lb × 1 P0 PRs Pace 83:20:00 1RM 27 27 47 47 47 47 27 27 27 27 1RM 20 20 35 35 35 35 20 20 20 20 A Garmin heart rate chart showing peaks and valleys over 40 minutes. 116bpm average; 142 bpm max.
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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12 sets of stair sprints done!
A garmin heart rate chart showing peaks and valleys over a ~14 minute workout. 141bpm average, 163bpm maximum.
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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EASY today!!
Simple & Sinister 5:16 PM, Thursday, Aug 21 2025 • 45min 2 2860 b Walking 1 5:00 Kettlebell Swing 20 Ib × 10 2 20 lb x 10 3 35 lb x 10 4 35 lb × 10 5 35lb × 10 6 35 1b × 10 7 20lb × 10 8 201b × 10 9 20lb × 10 10 20 lb × 10 Kettlebell Turkish Get Up 1 20lb × 1 2 20 lb × 1 3 351b × 1 4 35 lb × 1 5 35lb x 1 6 35lb × 1 7 20lb × 1 8 20 1b × 1 9 20lb × 1 1020lb x 1 0 PRs Pace 83:20:00 1RM 27 27 47 47 47 47 27 27 27 27 1RM 20 20 35 35 35 35 20 20 20 20
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Gotemm

(the quivering jelly legs, that is)
A garmin heart rate chart over 13 minutes. 136bpm average; 160bpm maximum.
August 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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I may have to clarify
Game Dev Sprints followed you • 1m
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM