Not an ad for champagne, rather an invitation to enjoy it properly 🥂

I would say I’m an intellectual, but I also grew up watching Baywatch, and as a child was thrillingly saved from drowning by a David Hasselhoff lookalike - read this into my aesthetics as you will

Crete took my breath away

I love you Bluesky

High or low?

My three-monthly Bluesky post 😍. Maybe I’ll be more frequent?

So excited for a summer solstice banquet with @adelaideasterix.bsky.social !!! It will be rich, decadent, delicious celebration in true Goddess style ✨

Thoughts on the red dress?

So many people have secret desires and I want to corrupt and liberate all of them ❤️‍🔥

Me trying to make a sfw instagram is hilarious.. but I will persevere

Explaining what I do to people I meet socially is pretty interesting. Those who are quite open about it, how do you tend to navigate this conversation and people’s tendency to ask weird questions?

Chillin like a villain 🦹🏼‍♀️

Let the games begin 🌬💋