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Chris G 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@sidneypaget.bsky.social
Spirituality, heritage, nature, politics, books, esp detective novels and Sherlock Holmes, walking, sunsets, music and posts jokes. in relationship. no dms
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#ImOnSocialMediaFor the intellectual debate, the great wisdom, and the deep insights. It’s not often I’m disappointed. It’s all the time…..
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#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs Um eh um eh….. no I’ve nothing…..

Is it my nonspecialness that makes me special?
December 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs that I’m the outstanding member of the over 80s nudist volleyeball team…..

What? Oh, behave…..
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs I leap out of bed with eager anticipation for the 7am hashtag game…..and I really feel my hashtag game play has gone up a gear in 2025. From dire to mediocre.
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs I’m cute and cuddly….. no, I am! No, honestly……
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs My bountiful generosity and kindness to thirsty @donquiotext.bsky.social

Legal notice. This is a social media post and does not indicate any reality. Our client does not comment on speculation about his generosity or otherwise and will be taking no questions at this time
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs That despite this horrific action I still regard @darrylcat.bsky.social as a good friend
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 AM
#WhatMakesMeSpecialIs That I have the world‘s biggest collection of Des O’Connor memorabilia….

It’s not true but it is good to put it out there to deter burglars
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December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
#MusicChallenge
#MusicSky
#DavidsMonthOfMusic

As someone who isn’t sure this millennium has started yet let alone this year, this is a challenge! But last month Stephen Hough released this, so I hope it counts…..

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Yu-Hsien: Spring Breeze Prelude (Arr. Hough for Piano)
YouTube video by Stephen Hough - Topic
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December 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
This medication helps you have naps. It works after just one doze…..
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie

Fry another day, no time to fry, goldfishfinger, licenced to grill…..oh ok perhaps not that last one
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie

One for our Scottish friends… Mars attacks
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December 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie

burger on the orient express
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
#AllFriedFoodInASongOrMovie

Wok around the clock
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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The new Environmental Improvement Plan's front cover photo is of a temperate rainforest on Dartmoor

So imagine my disappointment at finding there's no mention of temperate rainforests in the EIP itself! 🌳

Hope the newly-announced Trees Action Plan corrects that when it's out in 2026...
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan Piers Morgan……
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan this chateau de chasseur….. mind you when I was young you were grateful for a price of a cup of tea…without milk, or sugar, or tea……
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December 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan The torrent of indifference I get for my jokes
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan the abuse I get from @donquiotext.bsky.social about being tight about buying a round, the truth is, of course, I’m the epitome of generosity and in fact bought drinks for everyone in the tavern when Wat Tyler and his followers arrived.
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan Anything that temu can send me, and I’m sure my good friend @darrylcat.bsky.social will agree
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
#IDeserveMoreThan Being paid in chickens….it‘s a poultry amount
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#WhenToGoOffline there’s a joke here but I’m not sure I can work it out….it‘s Monday and it’s wet and windy and my brain cell is tired……
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December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
#WhenToGoOffline whenever I try and do something athletic
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December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
#WhenToGoOffline If it’s fun, entertainment and hilarity you are looking for…..offline might be the best place to find it
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December 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
#WhenToGoOffline When Chris G spies a new hashtag game
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December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM