Yeah, they've got to scab one at some point. Obviously I'd never want Liverpool to win a trophy, but would mean a lot less to them......

You can tell by the last couple of interviews the manager seems keen to imply it won't be his doing. Rightly so, too.

Archery is classed as an Olympic one....

Don't blame you if it was like them from the word go. Hopefully, you're more disciplined than I am at buying vinyl!

Looks same model as mine, if so, there are two little screw holes underneath that alter how fast the turntable goes. Might not make any difference but worth a go. Mine was playing too fast rather than skipping but sorted it doing that.

Haha my knuckles are clear thankfully but can't remember if you saw my ridiculously camp red devil. It's a fine line trying to not look like a satanist!

I've had 'I luv Man U' tattooed on my knuckles, unfortunately, so past the point of no return.

Yeah, it doesn't give you much hope for that delightful email dropping!