@siderau-bs.bsky.social
Reposted
always remember:
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
always remember:
Reposted
Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Dieticians wont tell u this but french fries you eat in the car on your way home don’t count as part of the meal
Reposted
who called it arson and not crime brûlée
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
who called it arson and not crime brûlée
Reposted
“I love the aroma of fresh toffee in the morning!”
“Toffee?”
“Sorry - I meant coffee. It was a smelling mistake"
“Toffee?”
“Sorry - I meant coffee. It was a smelling mistake"
June 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“I love the aroma of fresh toffee in the morning!”
“Toffee?”
“Sorry - I meant coffee. It was a smelling mistake"
“Toffee?”
“Sorry - I meant coffee. It was a smelling mistake"
Reposted
Good morning! 🙃
![A tumblr post from user lovedthestars-toofondly:
[footage of Victor Frankenstein sewing together female body parts to make a mate for the Creature while Lou Bega's Mambo no.5 plays]
A reply from user namara-ashina:
a little bit of monica for the eyes
a little bit of erica for the thighs
a little bit of rita for the spleen
a little bit of tina's keratin
a little bit of sandra and her thumbs
a little bit of mary and her tongue
a little bit of jessica for her hands
a little bit of you for my made man [trombone section]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bmti5zuisk4qyeh4sp5opcce/bafkreierorfssue4xoxtgycrnyefyuecmeicwt4ka73ez6ish2wlub577q@jpeg)
August 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Good morning! 🙃
Reposted
I haven’t done any flower drawings for ages. Maybe I should do some more.
August 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I haven’t done any flower drawings for ages. Maybe I should do some more.
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
July 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof
me:
duck: woof woof
vet: yeah I see your problem. It's actually a dog
me: so I should stop eating the eggs?
Reposted
The Celestial Emu proudly watches over Australia.
#DarkEmu #MilkyWay #Emu #Astronomy #Australia #NightSky
#DarkEmu #MilkyWay #Emu #Astronomy #Australia #NightSky
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The Celestial Emu proudly watches over Australia.
#DarkEmu #MilkyWay #Emu #Astronomy #Australia #NightSky
#DarkEmu #MilkyWay #Emu #Astronomy #Australia #NightSky
Reposted
In any case, Ukraine is inventing the future of warfare (and terrorism).
June 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In any case, Ukraine is inventing the future of warfare (and terrorism).
Reposted
Today is World Imagination Day.
Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…
Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…
May 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Today is World Imagination Day.
Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…
Well, it’s not, but if we all pretend it is…
Reposted
An owl of despair.
If you feel strangely attracted to this cartoon, I can draw one for you!
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you feel strangely attracted to this cartoon, I can draw one for you!
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
An owl of despair.
If you feel strangely attracted to this cartoon, I can draw one for you!
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
If you feel strangely attracted to this cartoon, I can draw one for you!
www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
Reposted
There's a lot of fearmongering about a potential modest change to super tax concessions.
As Greg explains, the changes would only marginally affect the very wealthiest; those with over $3m in super, less than 1% of all Australians.
It's a good idea. @grogsgamut.bsky.social #auspol
As Greg explains, the changes would only marginally affect the very wealthiest; those with over $3m in super, less than 1% of all Australians.
It's a good idea. @grogsgamut.bsky.social #auspol
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
There's a lot of fearmongering about a potential modest change to super tax concessions.
As Greg explains, the changes would only marginally affect the very wealthiest; those with over $3m in super, less than 1% of all Australians.
It's a good idea. @grogsgamut.bsky.social #auspol
As Greg explains, the changes would only marginally affect the very wealthiest; those with over $3m in super, less than 1% of all Australians.
It's a good idea. @grogsgamut.bsky.social #auspol
Reposted
Looks like Labor is about to approve the North West shelf gas expansion, which among bad news for the planet and WA energy costs is terrible for the nearby Murujuga rock art - which is so old, it has one of the first known depictions of the human face
australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...
australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...
The Australia Institute - We Change Minds
The Australia Institute is an independent think tank based in Canberra. We conduct high-impact research for a better Australia.
australiainstitute.org.au
May 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Looks like Labor is about to approve the North West shelf gas expansion, which among bad news for the planet and WA energy costs is terrible for the nearby Murujuga rock art - which is so old, it has one of the first known depictions of the human face
australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...
australiainstitute.org.au/post/woodsid...
Reposted
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
Reposted
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
May 8, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m seeing a lot of outrage about this story but honestly it’s preferable to the old way of doing this which was both disrespectful of the deceased and traumatising for the puppeteer
Reposted
You've got a mandate, fucking use it
May 3, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You've got a mandate, fucking use it
Reposted
Look on my woks, ye Mighty, and this pear!
May 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Look on my woks, ye Mighty, and this pear!
Reposted
My friend's organising a football match and asked if I'd like to make up the numbers. I suggested squix hundring and nankety noof.
April 22, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My friend's organising a football match and asked if I'd like to make up the numbers. I suggested squix hundring and nankety noof.
TIL
Teach the children why radio buttons are called radio buttons
March 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
TIL
Reposted
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
theonion.com/sociali...
theonion.com/sociali...
March 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Socialites Without Borders Teach Rwandans How To Mingle
theonion.com/sociali...
theonion.com/sociali...
Reposted
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-in...
theonion.com/gang-in...
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
theonion.com/gang-in...
theonion.com/gang-in...