Shypixel
@shypixel.bsky.social
Resident pixel at Wonkette, Montana Ex-pat, Twitter Refugee, Consistent Mis-user of Capital Letters, and Inventor of Words.
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Shypixel is guerrilla street artist now.
June 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shypixel is guerrilla street artist now.
At least we were savory and delicious.
April 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
At least we were savory and delicious.
How it started / How it’s going
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How it started / How it’s going
There is this song I like, Providence, as played by Poor Man’s Poison.
It has this lyric, “and we’ve given up before we even tried. “
And all I can think of is this:
It has this lyric, “and we’ve given up before we even tried. “
And all I can think of is this:
March 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
There is this song I like, Providence, as played by Poor Man’s Poison.
It has this lyric, “and we’ve given up before we even tried. “
And all I can think of is this:
It has this lyric, “and we’ve given up before we even tried. “
And all I can think of is this:
New sign really pops in the fresh snow.
February 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
New sign really pops in the fresh snow.
I refuse to do business with any entity that doesn’t call it “The Gulf of Donald Trump is a Gaping Asshole.”
February 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I refuse to do business with any entity that doesn’t call it “The Gulf of Donald Trump is a Gaping Asshole.”
Played Doug and Bob McKenzie’s 12 Days of Christmas for the girls today, and now I’m putting on Strange Brew and hiding the remote.
Take off, eh!
Take off, eh!
December 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Played Doug and Bob McKenzie’s 12 Days of Christmas for the girls today, and now I’m putting on Strange Brew and hiding the remote.
Take off, eh!
Take off, eh!
I preordered. I am excited to read about how an emperor’s offspring totally fucked their country, somewhere other than the national news…
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I preordered. I am excited to read about how an emperor’s offspring totally fucked their country, somewhere other than the national news…
Sheesh. Fine, I’ll pre-order.
November 20, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Sheesh. Fine, I’ll pre-order.
For those that know: I am a living, breathing, human safety pin.
That’s over 6 feet of safety.
That’s over 6 feet of safety.
November 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
For those that know: I am a living, breathing, human safety pin.
That’s over 6 feet of safety.
That’s over 6 feet of safety.
It begins…
hashtag Halloween hashtag skeletons hashtag cats
hashtag Halloween hashtag skeletons hashtag cats
October 5, 2023 at 3:02 PM
It begins…
hashtag Halloween hashtag skeletons hashtag cats
hashtag Halloween hashtag skeletons hashtag cats
Group Halloween costume idea. Must credit Shypixel.
September 23, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Group Halloween costume idea. Must credit Shypixel.
My daughter got sick at school today, and when I get her home, she tells me her teacher wants to speak with me regarding her lunches.
Am I doing school lunch wrong?
What do/did y’all put in your kid’s lunchboxes?
Am I doing school lunch wrong?
What do/did y’all put in your kid’s lunchboxes?
September 22, 2023 at 5:18 PM
My daughter got sick at school today, and when I get her home, she tells me her teacher wants to speak with me regarding her lunches.
Am I doing school lunch wrong?
What do/did y’all put in your kid’s lunchboxes?
Am I doing school lunch wrong?
What do/did y’all put in your kid’s lunchboxes?
Free RV. Just pay a modest $30k rehoming fee.
September 21, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Free RV. Just pay a modest $30k rehoming fee.
Drop something blue from your gallery
September 7, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Drop something blue from your gallery
My opinions are insightful and important, and I state them with irresistible and creative humor that is edgy and thoughtful at the same time.
Also, the images I post are all original works of breathtaking art, and the alt text is always both informative and funny.
Fight me.
Also, the images I post are all original works of breathtaking art, and the alt text is always both informative and funny.
Fight me.
September 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
My opinions are insightful and important, and I state them with irresistible and creative humor that is edgy and thoughtful at the same time.
Also, the images I post are all original works of breathtaking art, and the alt text is always both informative and funny.
Fight me.
Also, the images I post are all original works of breathtaking art, and the alt text is always both informative and funny.
Fight me.
Oh, is THAT what those things are?
August 29, 2023 at 12:45 PM
Oh, is THAT what those things are?
AITA For not giving a single fuck that my granddaughter dropped her ice cream cone for the second time in a row after I warned her that exactly that would happen if she kept running on the uneven stones?
August 11, 2023 at 11:07 PM
AITA For not giving a single fuck that my granddaughter dropped her ice cream cone for the second time in a row after I warned her that exactly that would happen if she kept running on the uneven stones?
There is something in the woods around St. Ignace, MI
August 11, 2023 at 4:28 PM
There is something in the woods around St. Ignace, MI
Although... for pure flopping jiggling rubber prop monster awfulness, it is hard to outdo the titular pests from the 1995 mega-hit, Mosquito.
July 7, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Although... for pure flopping jiggling rubber prop monster awfulness, it is hard to outdo the titular pests from the 1995 mega-hit, Mosquito.