Shypixel
@shypixel.bsky.social
Resident pixel at Wonkette, Montana Ex-pat, Twitter Refugee, Consistent Mis-user of Capital Letters, and Inventor of Words.
$100 says the meeting of the brass is to extract loyalty oaths.
September 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
$100 says the meeting of the brass is to extract loyalty oaths.
Next time they predict a rapture, I’m just going to grab a bug out bag and move to Nepal.
Leave you all wondering.
Leave you all wondering.
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Next time they predict a rapture, I’m just going to grab a bug out bag and move to Nepal.
Leave you all wondering.
Leave you all wondering.
I’m just gonna say it: he did it for love.
It’s that simple. Someone he love was being hurt and/or feeling threatened by Kirk, and the hate he preached.
There isn’t any ideology to be sussed out. He was protecting the person he loved.
It’s that simple. Someone he love was being hurt and/or feeling threatened by Kirk, and the hate he preached.
There isn’t any ideology to be sussed out. He was protecting the person he loved.
September 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m just gonna say it: he did it for love.
It’s that simple. Someone he love was being hurt and/or feeling threatened by Kirk, and the hate he preached.
There isn’t any ideology to be sussed out. He was protecting the person he loved.
It’s that simple. Someone he love was being hurt and/or feeling threatened by Kirk, and the hate he preached.
There isn’t any ideology to be sussed out. He was protecting the person he loved.
Anyone know if there is way to search, or otherwise find out, like a database or something, if you are on the Kristallnacht list?
And whether you are in round one or round two?
Asking for a friend.
And whether you are in round one or round two?
Asking for a friend.
September 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Anyone know if there is way to search, or otherwise find out, like a database or something, if you are on the Kristallnacht list?
And whether you are in round one or round two?
Asking for a friend.
And whether you are in round one or round two?
Asking for a friend.
The story of my second rave:
immediately upon passing security, a severely underdressed young woman took a break from sucking her pacifier to ask me if I wanted a jolly rancher. I said yes.
That’s it. That’s the story.
immediately upon passing security, a severely underdressed young woman took a break from sucking her pacifier to ask me if I wanted a jolly rancher. I said yes.
That’s it. That’s the story.
September 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The story of my second rave:
immediately upon passing security, a severely underdressed young woman took a break from sucking her pacifier to ask me if I wanted a jolly rancher. I said yes.
That’s it. That’s the story.
immediately upon passing security, a severely underdressed young woman took a break from sucking her pacifier to ask me if I wanted a jolly rancher. I said yes.
That’s it. That’s the story.
September 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Remember Glenn Greenwald?
Yeah…
…me neither.
Yeah…
…me neither.
August 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Remember Glenn Greenwald?
Yeah…
…me neither.
Yeah…
…me neither.
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended Donald Trump is on the Epstein list.
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended Donald Trump is on the Epstein list.
That pickle-brained steak salesman thinks he can frighten us.
See you in the streets motherfucker.
See you in the streets motherfucker.
June 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
That pickle-brained steak salesman thinks he can frighten us.
See you in the streets motherfucker.
See you in the streets motherfucker.
🎼From the halls of Mar a Lago
🎵To the streets of Los Angeles
🎵We will fight for Dear Leaders public image
🎵While we beat your unarmed ass
Hoo-rah indeed…
🎵To the streets of Los Angeles
🎵We will fight for Dear Leaders public image
🎵While we beat your unarmed ass
Hoo-rah indeed…
June 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🎼From the halls of Mar a Lago
🎵To the streets of Los Angeles
🎵We will fight for Dear Leaders public image
🎵While we beat your unarmed ass
Hoo-rah indeed…
🎵To the streets of Los Angeles
🎵We will fight for Dear Leaders public image
🎵While we beat your unarmed ass
Hoo-rah indeed…
Love is always the answer.
But sometimes Anger is the answer first.
But sometimes Anger is the answer first.
June 8, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Love is always the answer.
But sometimes Anger is the answer first.
But sometimes Anger is the answer first.
Shypixel is guerrilla street artist now.
June 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shypixel is guerrilla street artist now.
A kickstarter but for a reward paid to whoever manages to replace the presidential seal at a Trump appearance with one where it’s a chicken instead of an eagle.
#TACO
#TACO
June 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
A kickstarter but for a reward paid to whoever manages to replace the presidential seal at a Trump appearance with one where it’s a chicken instead of an eagle.
#TACO
#TACO
Be the biggest ball of bees you can be.
My Memorial Day message to America
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My Memorial Day message to America
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Steal Some Sweet Sweet Wisdom Honey!
A Memorial Day thinker ... of BEEEEEEEES.
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May 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Be the biggest ball of bees you can be.
My Memorial Day message to America
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
My Memorial Day message to America
open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
“It wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo because they didn’t use Latin.”
- Shorter NYT
- Shorter NYT
May 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“It wasn’t a Quid Pro Quo because they didn’t use Latin.”
- Shorter NYT
- Shorter NYT
Austin Powers had a more sober take on politics than this moron.
Even Dr. Evil didn’t fly around on a gilded plane.
Even Dr. Evil didn’t fly around on a gilded plane.
May 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Austin Powers had a more sober take on politics than this moron.
Even Dr. Evil didn’t fly around on a gilded plane.
Even Dr. Evil didn’t fly around on a gilded plane.
Two truths and a lie:
My paternal grandfather delivered Jimi Hendrix at Swedish hospital
I am worked with and attended parties at serial killer’s Mercer Island home
I have a strong faith that the American Republic will survive our current administration
My paternal grandfather delivered Jimi Hendrix at Swedish hospital
I am worked with and attended parties at serial killer’s Mercer Island home
I have a strong faith that the American Republic will survive our current administration
May 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Two truths and a lie:
My paternal grandfather delivered Jimi Hendrix at Swedish hospital
I am worked with and attended parties at serial killer’s Mercer Island home
I have a strong faith that the American Republic will survive our current administration
My paternal grandfather delivered Jimi Hendrix at Swedish hospital
I am worked with and attended parties at serial killer’s Mercer Island home
I have a strong faith that the American Republic will survive our current administration
I have pretty much reached the point that anything I might post about current events would be wholly inappropriate, if not illegal.
Still trying to love you all, still trying to want you all to be happy.
Still trying to love you all, still trying to want you all to be happy.
May 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I have pretty much reached the point that anything I might post about current events would be wholly inappropriate, if not illegal.
Still trying to love you all, still trying to want you all to be happy.
Still trying to love you all, still trying to want you all to be happy.
Frankly, I’m kinda surprised that anybody thought that the lawyers were going to be the ones to save us…
April 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Frankly, I’m kinda surprised that anybody thought that the lawyers were going to be the ones to save us…
How it started / How it’s going
April 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How it started / How it’s going
Always read my alt text.
March 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Always read my alt text.
Imagine spending your whole life playing this one game.
You’ve devoted everything to it, and to be able to keep playing it, and you’ve finally risen to the very top level.
Only to realize that you just suck at it. The game you’ve given your entire life over to mastering.
Chuck Schumer, folks
You’ve devoted everything to it, and to be able to keep playing it, and you’ve finally risen to the very top level.
Only to realize that you just suck at it. The game you’ve given your entire life over to mastering.
Chuck Schumer, folks
March 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Imagine spending your whole life playing this one game.
You’ve devoted everything to it, and to be able to keep playing it, and you’ve finally risen to the very top level.
Only to realize that you just suck at it. The game you’ve given your entire life over to mastering.
Chuck Schumer, folks
You’ve devoted everything to it, and to be able to keep playing it, and you’ve finally risen to the very top level.
Only to realize that you just suck at it. The game you’ve given your entire life over to mastering.
Chuck Schumer, folks