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shurato2099.bsky.social
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How sturdy is the capsule and is the Backstep longer than a week?
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Patel often reminds me of a chihuahua trying to back away from something without actually moving.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
So if he's the lead Geat in the story does that make him Beowulf?
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The Marshmallow Rampage of 1984 is a well documented FACT and we have KILOTONS of marshmallow fluff to prove it!
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I guess that just leaves the dairy case.
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh no? Then how do you explain Crazy Inez?
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
National Nothing Day already?! I don't even have my poutine cake done!
November 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Narrator: The sandwich did not, in fact, explode. Footage shows the felonious footlong falling to the ground, still in its sheath-like wrapper. No stains, no vegetable debris, just a federal foot-soldier willing to perjure himself.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The optimal comeback to all of that vitriol, I think, would be to point out that he screwed up his tie.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
The genuine polyester "bear skin" rug just brings that extra touch of class.
October 31, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm the best there is at what I do!
And what I do best is guzzle be- ... ah ... slice turkey!

-Confused Logan
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My version of that is rice with butter and soy sauce.
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
That's a good therapist!
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Yeah, we went through a couple of real shady outfits before settling on that one. They had a real eclectic selection, too. Everything from normal sedans to a former snow cone-mobile.
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Sounds like the first car my roomie looked at a few years ago. The dealer ship was great about it, though, fixed everything we found. Naturally we then took it to a shop to find everything we missed. Cost $5k in pandemic dollars.
October 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I got followed by Gail after I gave her a tribble. Apparently she tried to give it an under-cut but it was just fur all the way down.
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
He didn't pay attention to it at the time, can't remember what he had for breakfast now, and one of his lickspittles told him it was a Bad Thing(tm)?
October 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM