Madeline
@shrubwitch.bsky.social
I'm a tree barber in Maine.
Can and will talk about Terry Pratchett's Disc World for way longer than is comfortable for most people.
Got all the A's. ADHD, Autism (unconfirmed, but highly probable) Ace-spec, Anxiety, and an Arborist.
Can and will talk about Terry Pratchett's Disc World for way longer than is comfortable for most people.
Got all the A's. ADHD, Autism (unconfirmed, but highly probable) Ace-spec, Anxiety, and an Arborist.
Suuuper engaged to the love of my life ❤️ we got indecisive when it came to the ring portion of things so if we find one more I'll have a different one for each day of the week! #love #yesforreal
April 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Suuuper engaged to the love of my life ❤️ we got indecisive when it came to the ring portion of things so if we find one more I'll have a different one for each day of the week! #love #yesforreal
Are funko pops a love language? I kind of think they must be. #relationshipgreenflags
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Are funko pops a love language? I kind of think they must be. #relationshipgreenflags
Fire rose for valentine's
February 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Fire rose for valentine's
Essential mental health mischief
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Essential mental health mischief
Hollow log Time-lapse #burningthings
February 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Hollow log Time-lapse #burningthings
Coffee break with the furry co-workers
February 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Coffee break with the furry co-workers
Today's coworker. She and her friends cleaned up all the moss from the trees I cut.
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today's coworker. She and her friends cleaned up all the moss from the trees I cut.
Sometimes I get paid to set things on fire. #treeworkthings
January 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sometimes I get paid to set things on fire. #treeworkthings
Peel and stick googly eyes are an important tool in the battle against depression.
January 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Peel and stick googly eyes are an important tool in the battle against depression.
View from this mornings office. #arborist #coastalmaine
December 12, 2024 at 3:40 PM
View from this mornings office. #arborist #coastalmaine
Cold day for pruning trees!
December 7, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Cold day for pruning trees!
Green tea and poptarts...balanced breakfast for a rainy day.
December 5, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Green tea and poptarts...balanced breakfast for a rainy day.
Poor lonely animal....I insisted on sitting at the table to drink my coffee instead of on the couch with her. She made the best of it though and howled pitifully from my lap instead. #spoileddog
November 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Poor lonely animal....I insisted on sitting at the table to drink my coffee instead of on the couch with her. She made the best of it though and howled pitifully from my lap instead. #spoileddog
Oh look. It's the cup of coffee I made for myself FIFTEEN HOURS AGO! 🤦🏻♀️
November 27, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Oh look. It's the cup of coffee I made for myself FIFTEEN HOURS AGO! 🤦🏻♀️
Perks of starting work before dawn.
November 26, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Perks of starting work before dawn.
This is all there was room for in my teensy apartment. The rest are in storage. I think this is maybe 10% of them? I've honestly never had them all in one place before.
November 25, 2024 at 10:14 PM
This is all there was room for in my teensy apartment. The rest are in storage. I think this is maybe 10% of them? I've honestly never had them all in one place before.
Not sure why these two follow me around while I'm pruning...
November 21, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Not sure why these two follow me around while I'm pruning...
Sunday morning coffee. Turns out this is going to be the platform where I actually post random crap. Until I get distracted.
November 17, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Sunday morning coffee. Turns out this is going to be the platform where I actually post random crap. Until I get distracted.
One of the fun things about pruning apple trees for a living is that sometimes I look down and find that I'm being stalked by several of these portly critters. At one point there were 12 of them standing around waiting for me to drop more twigs for them to chew on.
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 PM
One of the fun things about pruning apple trees for a living is that sometimes I look down and find that I'm being stalked by several of these portly critters. At one point there were 12 of them standing around waiting for me to drop more twigs for them to chew on.
Happiest of happy faces.
And yes I made sure the ingredients are safe for her. I literally choose peanut butter based on if I can share it with Delilah.
And yes I made sure the ingredients are safe for her. I literally choose peanut butter based on if I can share it with Delilah.
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Happiest of happy faces.
And yes I made sure the ingredients are safe for her. I literally choose peanut butter based on if I can share it with Delilah.
And yes I made sure the ingredients are safe for her. I literally choose peanut butter based on if I can share it with Delilah.