Madeline
@shrubwitch.bsky.social
I'm a tree barber in Maine.
Can and will talk about Terry Pratchett's Disc World for way longer than is comfortable for most people.
Got all the A's. ADHD, Autism (unconfirmed, but highly probable) Ace-spec, Anxiety, and an Arborist.
Can and will talk about Terry Pratchett's Disc World for way longer than is comfortable for most people.
Got all the A's. ADHD, Autism (unconfirmed, but highly probable) Ace-spec, Anxiety, and an Arborist.
Just popping back on here to make it clear that I hate J.K. Rowling and she can take allllll her transphobic bullshit directly to hell.
August 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just popping back on here to make it clear that I hate J.K. Rowling and she can take allllll her transphobic bullshit directly to hell.
Of the possible reasons for there to be a white fedora on the ground in my driveway, I look forward to zero of them.
May 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Of the possible reasons for there to be a white fedora on the ground in my driveway, I look forward to zero of them.
Did my dentist do a psychological experiment on me?
Is there another reason to leave someone in a dentists chair, alone in a room with a small radio playing nothing but Nickelback?
Is there another reason to leave someone in a dentists chair, alone in a room with a small radio playing nothing but Nickelback?
April 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Did my dentist do a psychological experiment on me?
Is there another reason to leave someone in a dentists chair, alone in a room with a small radio playing nothing but Nickelback?
Is there another reason to leave someone in a dentists chair, alone in a room with a small radio playing nothing but Nickelback?
Suuuper engaged to the love of my life ❤️ we got indecisive when it came to the ring portion of things so if we find one more I'll have a different one for each day of the week! #love #yesforreal
April 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Suuuper engaged to the love of my life ❤️ we got indecisive when it came to the ring portion of things so if we find one more I'll have a different one for each day of the week! #love #yesforreal
There were so many people freaking out comparing covid to "The Stand". Personally I'm more concerned that our government is apparently being run by multiple versions of Greg Stillson from "The Dead Zone" @stephenking.bsky.social has someone been opening doors that should have stayed shut?
February 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There were so many people freaking out comparing covid to "The Stand". Personally I'm more concerned that our government is apparently being run by multiple versions of Greg Stillson from "The Dead Zone" @stephenking.bsky.social has someone been opening doors that should have stayed shut?
Are funko pops a love language? I kind of think they must be. #relationshipgreenflags
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Are funko pops a love language? I kind of think they must be. #relationshipgreenflags
Fire rose for valentine's
February 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Fire rose for valentine's
Essential mental health mischief
February 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Essential mental health mischief
Hollow log Time-lapse #burningthings
February 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Hollow log Time-lapse #burningthings
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Coffee break with the furry co-workers
February 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Coffee break with the furry co-workers
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I’d only add “make use of malicious compliance any chance you get”
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’d only add “make use of malicious compliance any chance you get”
We have the best conversations.
Me: That would be really weird
Him: It's already really weird
Me: You're already really weird!
Him: No shit!
Both are now deceased from laughter.
Me: That would be really weird
Him: It's already really weird
Me: You're already really weird!
Him: No shit!
Both are now deceased from laughter.
February 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We have the best conversations.
Me: That would be really weird
Him: It's already really weird
Me: You're already really weird!
Him: No shit!
Both are now deceased from laughter.
Me: That would be really weird
Him: It's already really weird
Me: You're already really weird!
Him: No shit!
Both are now deceased from laughter.
Today's coworker. She and her friends cleaned up all the moss from the trees I cut.
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Today's coworker. She and her friends cleaned up all the moss from the trees I cut.
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It's really not easy to get out of bed in the morning when the love of your life is snoring into your bellybutton. #earlymorningproblems
February 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
It's really not easy to get out of bed in the morning when the love of your life is snoring into your bellybutton. #earlymorningproblems
There is a beautiful man using my belly as a pillow.
He happily presses his face to this part of me I've been self conscious of my whole adult life.
#relationshipgreenflags
He happily presses his face to this part of me I've been self conscious of my whole adult life.
#relationshipgreenflags
February 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
There is a beautiful man using my belly as a pillow.
He happily presses his face to this part of me I've been self conscious of my whole adult life.
#relationshipgreenflags
He happily presses his face to this part of me I've been self conscious of my whole adult life.
#relationshipgreenflags
Observation from the boyfriend this morning regarding that group of people who like to do terrible things while wearing pillowcase hats.
"They talk a big game for a bunch of guys whose leader dresses like a used tampon"
"They talk a big game for a bunch of guys whose leader dresses like a used tampon"
January 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Observation from the boyfriend this morning regarding that group of people who like to do terrible things while wearing pillowcase hats.
"They talk a big game for a bunch of guys whose leader dresses like a used tampon"
"They talk a big game for a bunch of guys whose leader dresses like a used tampon"
Completely illegible scrawl. Although that's partly from not having gone to school during the grades where they teach handwriting.
QUESTION:
If you have ADHD, do you have illegible, messy, scrawl handwriting? Or do you have pretty okay penmanship?
If you have ADHD, do you have illegible, messy, scrawl handwriting? Or do you have pretty okay penmanship?
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Completely illegible scrawl. Although that's partly from not having gone to school during the grades where they teach handwriting.
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One minute you're talking about the ingredients in a tube of pringles, the next you've fallen down a rabbit hole and have been reading about the various forms of plague and how they can be contracted. #adhdthings
January 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One minute you're talking about the ingredients in a tube of pringles, the next you've fallen down a rabbit hole and have been reading about the various forms of plague and how they can be contracted. #adhdthings