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I don’t need a winning personality, I have a beard.
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I don’t need a winning personality, I have a beard.
That music they play when Popeye eats his spinach? I hear that when I drink my first coffee.
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That music they play when Popeye eats his spinach? I hear that when I drink my first coffee.
Alas, my pornographic parody of “Boogie Nights” couldn’t overcome its third act problems.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Alas, my pornographic parody of “Boogie Nights” couldn’t overcome its third act problems.
New idea for a show “Americas funniest unsolved mysteries “
October 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
New idea for a show “Americas funniest unsolved mysteries “
Schwarber 56 home runs
Ohtani 55 home runs
This is the first time multiple players with 55+ homers made the postseason in the same season (Raleigh, too!)
which means the NLDS is the first series in postseason history with multiple players who hit 55+ HR that regular season!
Ohtani 55 home runs
This is the first time multiple players with 55+ homers made the postseason in the same season (Raleigh, too!)
which means the NLDS is the first series in postseason history with multiple players who hit 55+ HR that regular season!
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My brain only solves creative problems late and after I’ve crawled into bed.
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My brain only solves creative problems late and after I’ve crawled into bed.
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Ever wonder what it looks like to film a game from the batter's eye?
The views are incredible! 🤩
The views are incredible! 🤩
October 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ever wonder what it looks like to film a game from the batter's eye?
The views are incredible! 🤩
The views are incredible! 🤩
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Seiya Suzuki's bat has been golden lately, so we have a @Topps Gilded Rookie card to give away!
Repost and reply for a chance to win.
Repost and reply for a chance to win.
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Seiya Suzuki's bat has been golden lately, so we have a @Topps Gilded Rookie card to give away!
Repost and reply for a chance to win.
Repost and reply for a chance to win.
*STAY CALM. ACT NORMAL. NO ONE ELSE CAN TELL YOURE LISTENING TO SMASHMOUTH WHILE YOURE DRIVING*
October 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
*STAY CALM. ACT NORMAL. NO ONE ELSE CAN TELL YOURE LISTENING TO SMASHMOUTH WHILE YOURE DRIVING*
Maybe the real rapture was the friends we made along the way.
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Maybe the real rapture was the friends we made along the way.
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Anthony Rizzo, Cindy Crawford, and Eddie Vedder are in the Wrigley Field bleachers on Rizzo's retirement day... and Vedder drops an F-bomb on the Marquee Sports Network Cubs broadcast. ⚾️🍺🤬📺🎙️ #MLB
September 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Anthony Rizzo, Cindy Crawford, and Eddie Vedder are in the Wrigley Field bleachers on Rizzo's retirement day... and Vedder drops an F-bomb on the Marquee Sports Network Cubs broadcast. ⚾️🍺🤬📺🎙️ #MLB
Whispering into the wind by posting here, but I think I figured out how to check something off my bucket list
September 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Whispering into the wind by posting here, but I think I figured out how to check something off my bucket list
Saw Superman. I don’t really dig superhero movies but I dug it.
July 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Saw Superman. I don’t really dig superhero movies but I dug it.
www.instagram.com/p/DLL61_ltVo... Despite hitting 100 today some in South Omaha don’t feel ICE is the answer.
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#iceprotest #iceprotests #graffitart #graffiti #southomaha #omahanebraska #omaha
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#iceprotest #iceprotests #graffitart #graffiti #southomaha #omahanebraska #omaha
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June 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
www.instagram.com/p/DLL61_ltVo... Despite hitting 100 today some in South Omaha don’t feel ICE is the answer.
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#iceprotest #iceprotests #graffitart #graffiti #southomaha #omahanebraska #omaha
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#iceprotest #iceprotests #graffitart #graffiti #southomaha #omahanebraska #omaha
Maybe the real tariffs were the friends we made along the way.
June 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Maybe the real tariffs were the friends we made along the way.
THE CARDINALS ELECTED A CUBS FAN
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
THE CARDINALS ELECTED A CUBS FAN
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Next up: tariffs on all international baseball players.
“You have the Oh So Great SHOHEI Ohtani making 5 Billion dollars and stealing jobs, and bases, from PROUD AMERICAN players who never had a prayer. Not to mention the Greatest Fraud perpetrated on my close friend Pete Rose! INVESTIGATION!”
“You have the Oh So Great SHOHEI Ohtani making 5 Billion dollars and stealing jobs, and bases, from PROUD AMERICAN players who never had a prayer. Not to mention the Greatest Fraud perpetrated on my close friend Pete Rose! INVESTIGATION!”
May 5, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Next up: tariffs on all international baseball players.
“You have the Oh So Great SHOHEI Ohtani making 5 Billion dollars and stealing jobs, and bases, from PROUD AMERICAN players who never had a prayer. Not to mention the Greatest Fraud perpetrated on my close friend Pete Rose! INVESTIGATION!”
“You have the Oh So Great SHOHEI Ohtani making 5 Billion dollars and stealing jobs, and bases, from PROUD AMERICAN players who never had a prayer. Not to mention the Greatest Fraud perpetrated on my close friend Pete Rose! INVESTIGATION!”
Maybe the real NFTs were the friends we made along the way.
May 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Maybe the real NFTs were the friends we made along the way.
Should I get a snorricam? I feel like I should get a snorricam.
April 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Should I get a snorricam? I feel like I should get a snorricam.
Two people I know died mysteriously one after the other this weekend. This last year has been way too full of that sort of thing. I don’t know what to say beyond that.
April 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Two people I know died mysteriously one after the other this weekend. This last year has been way too full of that sort of thing. I don’t know what to say beyond that.
One book I was super excited to read in school but was super disappointed in was “Lord of the Flies”
April 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One book I was super excited to read in school but was super disappointed in was “Lord of the Flies”
Idea for a reboot: Requiem for a Dream but it takes place entirely in a Waffle House.
April 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Idea for a reboot: Requiem for a Dream but it takes place entirely in a Waffle House.
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The "C" in Carson Kelly stands for CYCLE!
April 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The "C" in Carson Kelly stands for CYCLE!
Black Sabbath in the morning when coffee doesn’t do the trick.
March 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Black Sabbath in the morning when coffee doesn’t do the trick.