SH00B2000
@shoob-2000.bsky.social
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I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I hate it when my purple goop creature embarrasses me in front of the huz
chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,..
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
chuzzle stole damn daniel... let thjat sinkn in,.,,..
she hump on my back till I whale
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
she hump on my back till I whale
video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward.
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
video idea: how many full rolls of toilet paper can I flush down the drain before we have a company-wide meeting concerning toilet paper usage? i think 1 per day is the way to go but I'm open to suggestions. 1 per week is the slow drip but the payoff will be higher. risk, reward.
list of things I do not give:
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
list of things I do not give:
Bluetooth meat device
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Bluetooth meat device
oink! (police officer costume)
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
oink! (police officer costume)
guys can we "hall of Fame" this one? I think I've hit it big
man: Mr. Acula your dog is looking quite pale.
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
October 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
guys can we "hall of Fame" this one? I think I've hit it big
man: Mr. Acula your dog is looking quite pale.
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
man: Mr. Acula your dog is looking quite pale.
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
Wampire: that's DOCTOR Acula to you!
those who are privy: 💀
just found this in the toilet
October 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
just found this in the toilet
Jeff bezos will meet my blade for this
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jeff bezos will meet my blade for this
praise be to quibi
we have our own servers our shit is FINE
October 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
praise be to quibi
drank nothing but water for 48 hours and my piss is STILL blue man wth
October 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
drank nothing but water for 48 hours and my piss is STILL blue man wth
people only use their left hands to walk in minecraft and jerk it. feel like there's more we could do. any ideas?
September 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
people only use their left hands to walk in minecraft and jerk it. feel like there's more we could do. any ideas?
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i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
i'll probably catch some flak for this, but utility bills have gotten so out of control that i've started turning off the burners on my stovetop before i leave the house. it saves a lot of money! i don't need them to be on when i'm not there! i don't know what else to tell you
homeless man named Porkchop made me buy his cigarettes and it cost me $10 and then he told me white pussy is better and then I went home and cried
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
homeless man named Porkchop made me buy his cigarettes and it cost me $10 and then he told me white pussy is better and then I went home and cried
aldi's toilet direct line to fire hydrant
September 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
aldi's toilet direct line to fire hydrant
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Why can I not sign into my Quibi
September 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why can I not sign into my Quibi
just tried again and it's STILL out in my region. did they give the server room the "comically large magnet" treatment? @quibi.bsky.social please fix!
anyone else having trouble signing into their quibi rn?
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
just tried again and it's STILL out in my region. did they give the server room the "comically large magnet" treatment? @quibi.bsky.social please fix!
fuck my Geocel life
September 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
fuck my Geocel life
anyone else having trouble signing into their quibi rn?
August 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
anyone else having trouble signing into their quibi rn?