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SHONEY'S
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shoneys family restaurant is a great place for a family to eat at a restaurant that serves food types like burgers and shakes.

p a r o d y
consume our food today
August 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
back open passed health inspection!

come dine in
August 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reposted by SHONEY'S
Hey, WNFF is back! Gef, Piper, and Erika have gathered at an undisclosed Shoney's to discuss the latest episode of AEW Dynamite! Jimmy Hart is also mentioned repeatedly.

It's fuse lighting time! Yo, Piper, what that beeping noise?
(Link in next post) 🥃
August 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i declare bankruptcy
February 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
fuck you Applebee's
February 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
if you shit your pants at shoneys that is totally fine! try our new paper pants today! free for all guest in our restaurants as a fun little present to wear while you enjoy your meal!!! (shitting pants not required)
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December 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
shove a full cheeseburger up your asshole today at shoneys 12.99
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 AM
here at shoneys we fucking hate u please don't eat here
December 4, 2024 at 9:45 AM
we welcome all to come smoke weed in our restaurants
November 20, 2024 at 4:29 AM
here at shoneys we give you a kiss after you pay for your check. we love you. have a burger today
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 AM
eat at shoneys today or don't we really don't give a fuck anymore
November 19, 2024 at 11:53 PM
FUCK DONALD TRUMP
November 14, 2024 at 6:29 PM
BE SURE TO HAV BURGR FOR UR TUM TUM TUMMY
November 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
shoney got burgr
October 16, 2024 at 4:39 AM
che brgr
September 12, 2024 at 2:14 AM
the feminine masculine desire to defecate
July 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
im not gay i just really love rainbows dude
July 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
looking for 500 of my closest internet friends.
July 11, 2024 at 4:47 AM
gonna be -455°F today in space. also predicting that it will be 3468°F at some point.
July 11, 2024 at 4:45 AM