Shondra Kayd
@shondrakayd.bsky.social
Professional weirdo… literally get paid to dress up and pretend I’m other people
Did I yell these at a man, or at ikea furniture today? Guess for each
1) IS IT IN!?
2) OMG ITS IN FINALLY BUT NEEDS TO BE SCREWED HARDER
3) STOP COMING OUT DAMNIT
4) I am so disappointed in you
5) this does not feel as good as I thought it would
1) IS IT IN!?
2) OMG ITS IN FINALLY BUT NEEDS TO BE SCREWED HARDER
3) STOP COMING OUT DAMNIT
4) I am so disappointed in you
5) this does not feel as good as I thought it would
May 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did I yell these at a man, or at ikea furniture today? Guess for each
1) IS IT IN!?
2) OMG ITS IN FINALLY BUT NEEDS TO BE SCREWED HARDER
3) STOP COMING OUT DAMNIT
4) I am so disappointed in you
5) this does not feel as good as I thought it would
1) IS IT IN!?
2) OMG ITS IN FINALLY BUT NEEDS TO BE SCREWED HARDER
3) STOP COMING OUT DAMNIT
4) I am so disappointed in you
5) this does not feel as good as I thought it would
Does this give chameleon vibes? Or do I need more variety? 🤔
May 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Does this give chameleon vibes? Or do I need more variety? 🤔
LADIES…. I just found out why men want to stress us OUT alll the time… apparently a messed up vagus nerve causes loss of a gag reflex 💀
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
LADIES…. I just found out why men want to stress us OUT alll the time… apparently a messed up vagus nerve causes loss of a gag reflex 💀
LAST OF US I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!!!!! 😤
Also 7 episodes this season… with THAT ENDING!? Ahhhh
Also 7 episodes this season… with THAT ENDING!? Ahhhh
May 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
LAST OF US I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!!!!!! 😤
Also 7 episodes this season… with THAT ENDING!? Ahhhh
Also 7 episodes this season… with THAT ENDING!? Ahhhh
Every time I hang out with a friend in film I get inspired, then do a bunch of work like writing or learning more editing or filming skills.
I need to hang with more film people more often!!!
I need to hang with more film people more often!!!
May 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Every time I hang out with a friend in film I get inspired, then do a bunch of work like writing or learning more editing or filming skills.
I need to hang with more film people more often!!!
I need to hang with more film people more often!!!
Had an amazing dream someone paid for my kids and I to travel to Japan!!!
👀 I wouldn’t turn that down irl if anyone feels like it 🤣❤️
👀 I wouldn’t turn that down irl if anyone feels like it 🤣❤️
May 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Had an amazing dream someone paid for my kids and I to travel to Japan!!!
👀 I wouldn’t turn that down irl if anyone feels like it 🤣❤️
👀 I wouldn’t turn that down irl if anyone feels like it 🤣❤️
Knowing my kids are safe and healthy after months of a big scare, spring showing up, and many little positive things, have really renewed my sense of hope and lit some creative sparks under my butt 🥰
May 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Knowing my kids are safe and healthy after months of a big scare, spring showing up, and many little positive things, have really renewed my sense of hope and lit some creative sparks under my butt 🥰
SPRING!!!!! Real beautiful amazing reviver of hope bringer of life SPRING!!!! How I love your warm breeze filled with the scent of flowering trees. You wake up my soul and melt the last pieces of winter that laid frost on my heart. How I adore you SPRING!!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
SPRING!!!!! Real beautiful amazing reviver of hope bringer of life SPRING!!!! How I love your warm breeze filled with the scent of flowering trees. You wake up my soul and melt the last pieces of winter that laid frost on my heart. How I adore you SPRING!!!!!
Didn’t tell many people that my daughter was going to a neurosurgeon today, or that I was so stressed I wanted to collapse about the possibility my baby girl needed brain surgery…
But I can share the AMAZING NEWS she doesn’t need the surgery and I am crying tears of relief!!!!!
But I can share the AMAZING NEWS she doesn’t need the surgery and I am crying tears of relief!!!!!
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Didn’t tell many people that my daughter was going to a neurosurgeon today, or that I was so stressed I wanted to collapse about the possibility my baby girl needed brain surgery…
But I can share the AMAZING NEWS she doesn’t need the surgery and I am crying tears of relief!!!!!
But I can share the AMAZING NEWS she doesn’t need the surgery and I am crying tears of relief!!!!!
Don’t forget to vote Canada ❤️
April 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Don’t forget to vote Canada ❤️
Cool cool, just found out the hard way that when you have AirPlay on your tv and a porn popup video plays, it can auto play on the tv through airplay 💀😭🤦🏻♀️😅
April 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Cool cool, just found out the hard way that when you have AirPlay on your tv and a porn popup video plays, it can auto play on the tv through airplay 💀😭🤦🏻♀️😅
If I can’t text you random stuff like this, I can’t be your friend 🤣
April 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If I can’t text you random stuff like this, I can’t be your friend 🤣
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 😏🤣 meet my new boyfriend 😝
April 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 😏🤣 meet my new boyfriend 😝
Go in to preorder switch 2… they keep talking about games for my kids and what a nice gift for my kids… I just smile and nod and say “yeah… for my kids” 🤣
April 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Go in to preorder switch 2… they keep talking about games for my kids and what a nice gift for my kids… I just smile and nod and say “yeah… for my kids” 🤣
A normally 5 minute drive took me 1hr 46 minutes cause someone decided to threaten to jump off a bridge onto the highway… I’ve now parked my car and am walking home… it will take me 15 minutes to walk that far
April 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A normally 5 minute drive took me 1hr 46 minutes cause someone decided to threaten to jump off a bridge onto the highway… I’ve now parked my car and am walking home… it will take me 15 minutes to walk that far
I want to watch conclave today…. But it feels a little on the nose 😅
Rest in peace Pope Francis.
Rest in peace Pope Francis.
April 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I want to watch conclave today…. But it feels a little on the nose 😅
Rest in peace Pope Francis.
Rest in peace Pope Francis.
Saw a spider in my bathroom, it’s his bathroom now 🤷🏻♀️
April 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Saw a spider in my bathroom, it’s his bathroom now 🤷🏻♀️
Has an amazing dream that included travelling and being on a film set, and feeling healthier than ever before own my life. It was the best
April 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Has an amazing dream that included travelling and being on a film set, and feeling healthier than ever before own my life. It was the best
Broken bones, natural childbirth, torn cartilage…. Pft ignored…. But a PAPER CUT!? THAT hurts!!!!!
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Broken bones, natural childbirth, torn cartilage…. Pft ignored…. But a PAPER CUT!? THAT hurts!!!!!
Today years old when I found out different people have a different number pinky toe bones, some with two and some with three 🤯
Only found out after breaking mine
Only found out after breaking mine
April 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Today years old when I found out different people have a different number pinky toe bones, some with two and some with three 🤯
Only found out after breaking mine
Only found out after breaking mine
Parenting: I broke my toes and I’m comforting my kids about it while I’m on the floor in pain 😅
April 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Parenting: I broke my toes and I’m comforting my kids about it while I’m on the floor in pain 😅
It’s funny, so many people believe if you admit to difficulty in life you’re weak… but how many weight lifters pretend they don’t have the ability to pick up heavy weights?
April 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s funny, so many people believe if you admit to difficulty in life you’re weak… but how many weight lifters pretend they don’t have the ability to pick up heavy weights?
Went out, felt pretty so did the whole bathroom selfie thing 🤣 42 isn’t so bad 😁
April 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Went out, felt pretty so did the whole bathroom selfie thing 🤣 42 isn’t so bad 😁
Hey ma, the new marvel prequel Dr Dooms spa day just came out 😅🤣💀
April 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hey ma, the new marvel prequel Dr Dooms spa day just came out 😅🤣💀