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@shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
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we've finally hit the lessest evil.
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Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Arch has been good in the second half against his college rival, which is more than his uncle Peyton can claim
long story shart,,,
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
long story shart,,,
i just wish they'd ban terrorism. make it against the law to do illegal things. close these loopholes.
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
i just wish they'd ban terrorism. make it against the law to do illegal things. close these loopholes.
is that dude in the Tums commercial gonna fuck that meatball sub?
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
is that dude in the Tums commercial gonna fuck that meatball sub?
there is nothing i am less interested in, than what should be the centerpiece of a successful career
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
there is nothing i am less interested in, than what should be the centerpiece of a successful career
man, i just don't give a shit about all this *gesticulates wildly* anymore
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
man, i just don't give a shit about all this *gesticulates wildly* anymore
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I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, Charlie Brown.
Don't "uh" me Greek boy! How is it that your fucking stupid soon-to-be-dead friends thought they might be able to steal my cannabis and then sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this some white cunt's joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause Im not fucking laughing, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'll never understand why you didn't end things when you had the ability; when you could have done something with your influence upon your peers to quit this future we're living in and ensure a better future for all of us, Charlie Brown.
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🎤MIC DROP!🎤
Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.
Thanks for eating arbys
Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.
Thanks for eating arbys
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🎤MIC DROP!🎤
Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.
Thanks for eating arbys
Give thanks this week only with our new limited-time Roast Tirkey sandwich, noticeably bulging and absolutely bursting with cranberry sauce from a precision-placed hole in each bloated chunk of white meat.
Thanks for eating arbys
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PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
PLEASE im begging you make it so we can turn retweets off by person
did woody harrelson just proposition matthew mcconnaghey in order to sell me some AI? how bad *is* this bubble gonna be when it bursts?
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
did woody harrelson just proposition matthew mcconnaghey in order to sell me some AI? how bad *is* this bubble gonna be when it bursts?
epiphany: the implied "(rest of)" part of the bit that is the cowboys' slogan
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
epiphany: the implied "(rest of)" part of the bit that is the cowboys' slogan
i want to flip over the table, turning this "giving of thanks" into the "thanks for shit." something to do with gender reveal parties.
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i want to flip over the table, turning this "giving of thanks" into the "thanks for shit." something to do with gender reveal parties.
i don't think i could be angrier at my inability to gamble recklessly from the comfort of my home computer as i am right now
November 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
i don't think i could be angrier at my inability to gamble recklessly from the comfort of my home computer as i am right now
this shit being legal while i can't gamble american dollars from my computer in NY state pisses me off something fierce
I’m getting more and more of these too. It’s depressing.
I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
this shit being legal while i can't gamble american dollars from my computer in NY state pisses me off something fierce
this avatar: fire and ass movie is just simulated racial holy war, correct? doesn't need hashtags, does it?
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
this avatar: fire and ass movie is just simulated racial holy war, correct? doesn't need hashtags, does it?
oh god they're doin' Andy Griffith's "Face in the Crowd" this is gonna be a trainwreck
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
oh god they're doin' Andy Griffith's "Face in the Crowd" this is gonna be a trainwreck
cell phone pitchmen should have to fight to the death. billy bob thornton vs luke wilson, winner takes on ryan reynolds.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
cell phone pitchmen should have to fight to the death. billy bob thornton vs luke wilson, winner takes on ryan reynolds.
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“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“People are blaming republicans for food prices and flight cancellations and health insurance costs and are furious about gilded ballrooms and Gatsby parties and the president is falling asleep on tv and is the most deeply unpopular president in history, time to cave” is a hell of an argument
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If you believe the man who’s been fighting tooth & nail to keep $200 away from starving children all in the name of TAKING AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE is suddenly about to cut u a $2000 check I really hope u donate your brain to science when you die so we can get to the bottom of how idiots like you exist
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If you believe the man who’s been fighting tooth & nail to keep $200 away from starving children all in the name of TAKING AWAY YOUR HEALTHCARE is suddenly about to cut u a $2000 check I really hope u donate your brain to science when you die so we can get to the bottom of how idiots like you exist
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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EVERYONE: hold the line
DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that
DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
EVERYONE: hold the line
DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that
DEMOCRATS: you got it, we will absolutely not do that
democratic party leadership needs to be stomped out like the nest of cockroaches it is
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
democratic party leadership needs to be stomped out like the nest of cockroaches it is
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.