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35. she / her. Virgo ☀️. Libra 🌕. Masshole. Hopeless Romantic. Nerd. Video Game Queen. 🎮 Baby Witch. 🔮 Satanist. ⛧ INFP. ✗o✗o M00NKITTEN on Twitch. 👾
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There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:
Who took this picture of me? 😅
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Who took this picture of me? 😅
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John Romero got frustrated while posing the model for the first Doom cover that he did it himself and the model originally hired to be Doomguy is actually the demon grabbing his arm
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
John Romero got frustrated while posing the model for the first Doom cover that he did it himself and the model originally hired to be Doomguy is actually the demon grabbing his arm
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Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Meets Zohran on Friday, dressing like an East Village poet who wrote something called "A Fairest Autumn" by Saturday.
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
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serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
really obvious now why trump and the republican party have been working so hard to prevent fair elections lol they know
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
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sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
I’m telling all ya’ll right now, if I see anyone making food content for the next month and it’s just bullshit food waste, you’re dead to me.
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I’m telling all ya’ll right now, if I see anyone making food content for the next month and it’s just bullshit food waste, you’re dead to me.
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“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“They’ve got money for ICE and golden ballrooms but not for hungry families” is so easy it’s almost funny
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The Jokes write themselves...
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Jokes write themselves...
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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someone who's good at the economy is this a good deal?
October 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
someone who's good at the economy is this a good deal?
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650
September 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1650
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1666
October 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1666
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Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Photo from my collection, writing on the back says “General Nuisance. Summer 1954”.
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The president of the United States ladies and gents
Or someone doing it in his name bc we know he’s not smart
Enough to be able to do any of
This
Or someone doing it in his name bc we know he’s not smart
Enough to be able to do any of
This
October 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The president of the United States ladies and gents
Or someone doing it in his name bc we know he’s not smart
Enough to be able to do any of
This
Or someone doing it in his name bc we know he’s not smart
Enough to be able to do any of
This
“Our parents aren’t having children”
Yeah, because this place is a fucking hellscape.
There’s also plenty of children in the system that need help that ya’ll refuse to feed, let alone help, but god forbid a woman rather an abortion than being another human being into this country.
Yeah, because this place is a fucking hellscape.
There’s also plenty of children in the system that need help that ya’ll refuse to feed, let alone help, but god forbid a woman rather an abortion than being another human being into this country.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“Our parents aren’t having children”
Yeah, because this place is a fucking hellscape.
There’s also plenty of children in the system that need help that ya’ll refuse to feed, let alone help, but god forbid a woman rather an abortion than being another human being into this country.
Yeah, because this place is a fucking hellscape.
There’s also plenty of children in the system that need help that ya’ll refuse to feed, let alone help, but god forbid a woman rather an abortion than being another human being into this country.
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the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
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This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
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Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.
Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.
Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU
Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile at Thursday, Oct. 9 at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.
Only at The Onion on Youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU