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Tiny Shiv Roy ponytail
Greetings from a monastery where my brain finally relaxed after months of feeling like I was being hunted.
May 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
At work we had an employee resource group fair. One group had a photographer doing headshots — mine weren’t great. But the Love Island themed photobooth from the women’s group? I wish this could be my headshot.
April 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Capitalism is actually hilarious tho
April 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me rn.
March 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Posted this pic to Instagram and my friend was like do you need a wellness check
February 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Speaking of historical fiction, this book by my friend Olivia absolutely slaps so far. I have friends with books coming out lately, and it’s genuinely an honor to be surrounded by such good writers in my life. Younger me would have wilted with envy. But now I’m just lucky and inspired.
February 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I love my semi feral cat and her little tongue and how drunk she gets pressing her body against the radiator!
January 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Made some holy purchases today.
April 6, 2024 at 7:13 PM
April 6, 2024 at 6:17 PM
I miss my cat enormously, but at least I found this screenshot of a text from 2017 with my roommate.
March 2, 2024 at 3:12 PM
My church is stupid pretty byeeee
February 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Me about my cat right now.
February 17, 2024 at 12:41 PM
I have three friends coming to help me pack up my stuff to move out. There’s never been a world where I asked for help moving, but they offered, and I accepted. I’ve been having real George Bailey feelings lately about all my friends. Feeling actually and truly blessed this season.
December 26, 2023 at 4:05 PM
We are so close to entering the “Harold they’re lesbians” season
November 2, 2023 at 12:17 PM
This is a good question. Let’s do some bibliomancy to find out.
October 17, 2023 at 7:45 PM
The deacon at my church gave me a bedazzled candle as a gift for the “positive energy “ I bring to church. This is the most unexpected thing (positive energy?? Me?) but also very Libra season vibes. It’s giving “a delight to have in class.”
October 1, 2023 at 6:11 PM
My brand lately.
August 30, 2023 at 12:54 AM
My cat sitter sent this photo, and my god my cat is such a muppet.
August 23, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Then a different four year old emerged from the water and asked her mom, apropos of nothing, “Who died again?”
August 21, 2023 at 9:08 PM
Well, it makes ME laugh.
August 7, 2023 at 11:17 AM
I will never not be in love with whoever writes the Personal Life sections of Wikipedia
August 3, 2023 at 11:07 PM
List of things I’ve cried about this week: Barbie, Mary Magdalene, Le Tigre, and the series finale of Working Moms.
July 29, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I’m reading the best romance novel, and it’s saving me from the doldrums. It also had this amazing review on that one ill-advised review site.
July 23, 2023 at 12:12 AM
I cleaned my couch the other day, and my cat was in sheer denial that her spot was wet. I honestly love this. She’s like a climate change denier.
July 20, 2023 at 11:58 AM
I am not capable of directing a blockbuster, but I have been known to bust out poems in corporate spaces, and it only yielded little titters and no hundred million dollars. I have failed.
July 10, 2023 at 11:15 PM