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M.
@shivroyponytail.bsky.social
Tiny Shiv Roy ponytail
My cat is not relatable only because she gives the energy of women who day, “My best friend is my mom. I tell her everything.”
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
On a subway where the a/c is on. Greatest city in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Even the K-pop boys are writing about burnout, capitalism has clearly gone too far
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Currently having to explain to people what thyroid cancer is, that it’s super treatable, that please don’t panic, that I’m exhausted explaining this, that I’ll be ok, and no I am not enjoying Q4.
November 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I wish I liked the sad monster movie, but I don’t! It feels good to tell my dusty corner of the internet this! I have now confessed.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Imagine trying to explain to a drunk man at a bar on the UWS who Anne Carson is.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Friends from out of state keep congratulating me like I’m responsible and it’s like yeah I was part of the collective! I knocked on doors and talked to people and tried my best! But WE are all showing up right now.
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Damn, today was really an excellent day.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There goes my theory that Dick Cheney was immortal (his track record up until today seemed to indicate we were stuck with him for forever!!!!)
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Good morning. If you're reading this, you've outlived someone who did heinous things. Good on you. It's possible. Keep at it.
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If you decide, while unemployed and having an overwhelmingly difficult month to begin watching Somebody Somewhere, know that this is the right choice and you’ll be weeping.
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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let my haters be my freighters on the supply chain of success
October 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m at the phase of a bad mood where if anyone is too optimistic to me I start to double down on my bad mood. This too shall pass? LIKE HELL IT WILL.
October 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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bigger affront than the white house
Breaking News: The U.S. will allow oil and gas drilling in Alaska’s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, one of the largest remaining tracts of pristine wilderness in the country. nyti.ms/3WhrQui
October 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Yess it’s true my ex proposed to his gf close to my birthday, but come on guys, I’m sure he wasn’t consciously doing it.
October 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I forgot that LinkedIn knows it’s my birthday, so I’m getting DMs from the wildest places. And this is what it’s taught me about b2b marketing.
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
So my famously apolitical mom who has tried to ignore my politics for so long has emerged from an era of radicalization to say that actually? She loves Bernie Sanders. I’m shook.
October 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
For my birthday month everyone decided to hurt my feelings EXCEPT for my dentist office which of course treated me like I was famous.
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Don’t worry, I included an unemployment playlist in my LinkedIn post announcing I was open to work.

open.spotify.com/playlist/2eO...
Hard to Kill: A Playlist for Navigating the Job Market
open.spotify.com
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The other night I was stuck in an “I have to be the funniest person at this meditation circle” loop, and it was working, and the crowd kept laughing, and I wanted to be like no stop I’m being too much, I’m unwell with dread! But I was too good. I was too funny. I did not achieve enlightenment.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM