THEN I CAN WRITE A WASHING BILL IN BABYLONIC CUNEIFORM

Gilbert and Sullivan: so take everything you know about pronunciation right

Gilbert and Sullivan: then memorise this nonsense and forget it

I’m imagining that the blank circle is where you put yourself if you’re not featured

Oh, you’re saying he assassinated JFK? Yeah based on his use of the space bar that checks out

Like can you imagine how much better things would be if tech news sites openly admitted that their sources are marketing representatives who don’t want to go on record for fear of scaring investors when what they’re saying turns out to be bullshit

My werewolf next to him like “this is stolen valour”

They say, opening your commission form

I’m seriously considering getting QT in this shirt for the hell of it

Gamers when Skyrim gets a new port:

Gamers when Doom gets a new port:

The botched attempt to get the privacy screen up is what really makes it for me

Only succeeding after the robot has already been removed, and failing to obscure the debris it left at the front of the stage

We’ve had this conversation before but I find it incredible that the Venn diagram of “complains about the loss of British culture” and “makes fun of morris dancers” is a perfect circle

The Trump thing was an undeniable fuckup so I guess they feel pretty confident starting their coup now

I absolutely hate that it gives you enough points to get 100 away and then makes you do THAT

Apologies to the OP for the quote, but I find this INCREDIBLY shady and manipulative on the side of the ACLU and I think it needs flagging whenever this does the rounds again