Andrew Shipe
@shi.pe
A Rube Goldberg machine for turning Diet Coke into work.
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Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same
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Help us tell Kickstarter leadership we can avoid a strike! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
![Ready to strike!
We're willing to strike starting October 2nd if management won't make a deal to protect our existing four-day, 32-hour workweek and establish a livable minimum salary.
Please help us avoid a strike by signing our open letter linked below.
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Help us tell Kickstarter leadership we can avoid a strike! actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms.
August 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A tradition unlike any other in college football: sadists force sick children to watch Iowa football for a minute or two until they’re able to escape to the safety of their hospital rooms.
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To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch
August 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
To make it clear, a catch begins sometime in the Cretaceous period, where it dies, is covered by sediment, and slowly becomes a part of the geological strata, overtime compression and gravity, transform it into a semi-catch, which over millions of years will one day solidify into a full catch
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The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere"
The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe
August 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The new "step 3 profit" is "step 10 Dyson Sphere"
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Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze
June 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tarik Skubal is the result of a lab accident involving Jason Kubel, a snake, and a mysterious mutagenic ooze
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day.
“Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows”
#MNTwins
“Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows”
#MNTwins
June 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Having read this I had to do it so my brain could move on with my day.
“Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows”
#MNTwins
“Some of y’all can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it shows”
#MNTwins
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The Shining reboot is going great.
when the AI bubble pops and corporations stop forcing AI down our throats i'll miss stuff like this
June 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The Shining reboot is going great.
🎉🎉🎉
happy new USCSB day to all those who celebrate (via @shi.pe) www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZkO...
Outsourcing Responsibility: Explosion at Optima Belle
YouTube video by USCSB
www.youtube.com
May 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
🎉🎉🎉
Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family."
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Themistocles emailing Athens a Copilot-generated summary of his meeting with the Oracle: "Walls constructed of timber often do not fall and are generally safe for use around your family."
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
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the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
May 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the first rule of mime club is probably the same as the first rule of fight club
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My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
May 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
My Navy told me the Red Sea keeps swallowing its planes so I asked how many planes it has and it said it just goes to Lockheed Martin and gets a new plane afterwards so I said it sounds like it's just feeding planes to the Red Sea and the defense secretary started crying
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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It's so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
April 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
It's so beautiful 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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laughed pretty hard at this boat
April 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
laughed pretty hard at this boat
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Google obliterated their search function for this
March 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Google obliterated their search function for this
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Just doing some reading about the design of cryptographic protocols.
March 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Just doing some reading about the design of cryptographic protocols.
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is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
March 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat?
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg
ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details)
smh - Secret Message Hahahaha
tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis
idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat)
gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg