william jeff buckley
@sheslisalisa.bsky.social
a slightly different version from the one on twitter
Pinned
found this draft when i opened bluesky this morning
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Kept waiting for Beez in the Trap
December 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Kept waiting for Beez in the Trap
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i think if you threw a towel over olivia nuzzi's head she'd go to sleep like a bird
December 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i think if you threw a towel over olivia nuzzi's head she'd go to sleep like a bird
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
Som exciting news: I'm thrilled to announce that I've received the Toys 'R' Us Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Som exciting news: I'm thrilled to announce that I've received the Toys 'R' Us Peace Prize
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what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
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you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
December 14, 2023 at 2:16 AM
you concede that i know the eight admittedly less famous reindeer. and then you have the GALL to ask whether i recall the most famous reindeer of all. who in the hell do you think you are
what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
what do you all think are the odds that lizza's getting some cut of nuzzi's canto profits and his blog drops were planned and timed in order to boost interest?
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
i hate myself for having the knowledge necessary to write that sentence
ope, should've kept this one in your brain, chief
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ope, should've kept this one in your brain, chief
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I've had a rough day, and I think I've earned this.
GOAT PAJAMA PARTY.
Goats are from @sunflowerfarm.bsky.social in Cumberland, Maine (via their YT). Bless their chaotic little hearts and tiny pink noses.
GOAT PAJAMA PARTY.
Goats are from @sunflowerfarm.bsky.social in Cumberland, Maine (via their YT). Bless their chaotic little hearts and tiny pink noses.
December 3, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I've had a rough day, and I think I've earned this.
GOAT PAJAMA PARTY.
Goats are from @sunflowerfarm.bsky.social in Cumberland, Maine (via their YT). Bless their chaotic little hearts and tiny pink noses.
GOAT PAJAMA PARTY.
Goats are from @sunflowerfarm.bsky.social in Cumberland, Maine (via their YT). Bless their chaotic little hearts and tiny pink noses.
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Classic win win
May 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Classic win win
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at bar trivia tonight, we won:
1) the raffle
2) best team name
3) the whole damn thing
1) the raffle
2) best team name
3) the whole damn thing
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
at bar trivia tonight, we won:
1) the raffle
2) best team name
3) the whole damn thing
1) the raffle
2) best team name
3) the whole damn thing
couldnt waterboard this outta me
A scene from American Canto. Olivia Nuzzi tries to visit the WWE Hall of Fame, only to discover that it is not a physical building.
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
couldnt waterboard this outta me
my children are at a magical pair of ages (5 and 2) where they can play together well for quite a long time and the only conflict i feel is about when to intervene because the time alone is great but they will almost certainly do something disastrous if left to their own devices
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
my children are at a magical pair of ages (5 and 2) where they can play together well for quite a long time and the only conflict i feel is about when to intervene because the time alone is great but they will almost certainly do something disastrous if left to their own devices
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Hot Priest is my Roman Empire
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hot Priest is my Roman Empire
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There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There are 3 canonical interpretations of Mommy kissing Santa:
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
1. The narrator’s mother and father are participating in Santa cosplay kink (family friendly)
2. Mama is cheating w a philanderer disguised as Santa (unclear if she knows)
3. Mama is hooking up w the ACTUAL Santa (moral gray area)
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BTW, any story about a possible Northwestern capitulation should include this detail (screenshot is from the oped linked below)
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
BTW, any story about a possible Northwestern capitulation should include this detail (screenshot is from the oped linked below)
ashamed of my alma mater!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
ashamed of my alma mater!
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circling back to this - does anyone have time to make It Happen?
look everyone, The Event doesn't appear to be happening on its own, we might need someone to help things along
November 19, 2025 at 7:48 AM
circling back to this - does anyone have time to make It Happen?
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lmao i was cookin here
i think you can tell how someone would finger you based on how they use a laptop touchpad
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
lmao i was cookin here
wow going to a conference at a hotel where the only coffee in the building is in a starbucks really will show you which of your professional colleagues don't have solidarity with labor
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
wow going to a conference at a hotel where the only coffee in the building is in a starbucks really will show you which of your professional colleagues don't have solidarity with labor