Popeye's is the best fast food within a 7 minute walk of my basement.
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Popeye's is the best fast food within a 7 minute walk of my basement.
Getting wings at Popeye's should be like getting lobster at Red Lobster. The wings should be in a tank that badly approximates their natural environment and then I pick which ones I want and they go directly into the fryer.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Getting wings at Popeye's should be like getting lobster at Red Lobster. The wings should be in a tank that badly approximates their natural environment and then I pick which ones I want and they go directly into the fryer.
Surprised The Weather Channel still exists in its same form. Haven't had cable in forever so I expected them to rebrand to some BS like Weathr with a companion streaming platform called Weathr+
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Surprised The Weather Channel still exists in its same form. Haven't had cable in forever so I expected them to rebrand to some BS like Weathr with a companion streaming platform called Weathr+
Found an EDM song that features the audio of Nick Cage yelling 'not the bees!' as the drop. Kind of a bad time period to be living through but damn if it doesn't have a silver lining here and there.
September 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Found an EDM song that features the audio of Nick Cage yelling 'not the bees!' as the drop. Kind of a bad time period to be living through but damn if it doesn't have a silver lining here and there.
Give me dopamine or give me death.
September 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Give me dopamine or give me death.
The piss tunnel was surprisingly empty and clean this morning.
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The piss tunnel was surprisingly empty and clean this morning.
Sometimes I think food delivery apps should have an option where the food is thrown out the car window as the driver speeds past and you have to catch it in like a net on a stick.
August 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sometimes I think food delivery apps should have an option where the food is thrown out the car window as the driver speeds past and you have to catch it in like a net on a stick.
Woke up mad again that we don't use the metric system.
August 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Woke up mad again that we don't use the metric system.
unhappy with this development
July 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
unhappy with this development
just opened up a therapy video call by instinctively asking 'should I share my screen?'
July 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
just opened up a therapy video call by instinctively asking 'should I share my screen?'
It is a good day to make waffles.
July 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It is a good day to make waffles.
just extended excel across two screens as a single continuous window and immediately got 5 hitpoints added to my health bar
July 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
just extended excel across two screens as a single continuous window and immediately got 5 hitpoints added to my health bar
Escalators are treated more gently than stairs because people have a healthy fear of being eaten alive.
Like a poisonous frog in the jungle signalling with bright coloring, escalators signal danger through fragility.
The little wobble when you step onto them wards off mistreatment.
Like a poisonous frog in the jungle signalling with bright coloring, escalators signal danger through fragility.
The little wobble when you step onto them wards off mistreatment.
July 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Escalators are treated more gently than stairs because people have a healthy fear of being eaten alive.
Like a poisonous frog in the jungle signalling with bright coloring, escalators signal danger through fragility.
The little wobble when you step onto them wards off mistreatment.
Like a poisonous frog in the jungle signalling with bright coloring, escalators signal danger through fragility.
The little wobble when you step onto them wards off mistreatment.
Can't stand when I have a song stuck in my head and go to listen to it only to discover I was in the wrong key. Deeply annoying.
April 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Can't stand when I have a song stuck in my head and go to listen to it only to discover I was in the wrong key. Deeply annoying.
Left grad school feeling anxious about my capacity to someday produce pristine, polished drawing sets as I assumed this was required to have a successful career.
I have been disillusioned now.
I have been disillusioned now.
April 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Left grad school feeling anxious about my capacity to someday produce pristine, polished drawing sets as I assumed this was required to have a successful career.
I have been disillusioned now.
I have been disillusioned now.
when the licensed architect starts getting uppity on the accessibility consultation zoom call about numbers that aren't interpretable
March 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
when the licensed architect starts getting uppity on the accessibility consultation zoom call about numbers that aren't interpretable
Dreaming in architectural drawings and spreadsheets now. Seeing wall details flashing before me, breaking my immersion as I move through a dream building. Legit just doing work while I sleep on a weekend. This has to stop, my dreams used to be fun adventures. Gotta make some art to reset.
March 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dreaming in architectural drawings and spreadsheets now. Seeing wall details flashing before me, breaking my immersion as I move through a dream building. Legit just doing work while I sleep on a weekend. This has to stop, my dreams used to be fun adventures. Gotta make some art to reset.
Wishing I could shoot scifi style laser beams from my right eye again.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Wishing I could shoot scifi style laser beams from my right eye again.
I feel like the frustrated step dad of a petulant teenager. But it's not a child and I'm not a father figure, it's just my hair refusing to act its age, fighting me in everything just to be contrarian.
March 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I feel like the frustrated step dad of a petulant teenager. But it's not a child and I'm not a father figure, it's just my hair refusing to act its age, fighting me in everything just to be contrarian.
New job has me dreaming in spreadsheets.
March 13, 2025 at 11:34 AM
New job has me dreaming in spreadsheets.
With prep time, I'm convinced I could at least 42 Popeyes chicken tenders.
February 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
With prep time, I'm convinced I could at least 42 Popeyes chicken tenders.
11 months later, the final chicken in my flock has begun to lay. Big wins out in the Sherbet Kingdom.
February 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
11 months later, the final chicken in my flock has begun to lay. Big wins out in the Sherbet Kingdom.
As I seek formal employment, I have gradually integrated myself into The Corporate Way.
Just yesterday, I passed a new milestone when I made a questionnaire and sent it to members of my network as a casual data mining exercise.
The Higher Ups shall take notice of me soon.
Just yesterday, I passed a new milestone when I made a questionnaire and sent it to members of my network as a casual data mining exercise.
The Higher Ups shall take notice of me soon.
February 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
As I seek formal employment, I have gradually integrated myself into The Corporate Way.
Just yesterday, I passed a new milestone when I made a questionnaire and sent it to members of my network as a casual data mining exercise.
The Higher Ups shall take notice of me soon.
Just yesterday, I passed a new milestone when I made a questionnaire and sent it to members of my network as a casual data mining exercise.
The Higher Ups shall take notice of me soon.
Call me a slop eating mongrel, but the Bacon King™ is the best chain fast food burger within a 3 mile radius.
February 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Call me a slop eating mongrel, but the Bacon King™ is the best chain fast food burger within a 3 mile radius.