KJ 💞 🏴☠️
@shellhound.com
40/He/Him
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?
Nerd. 🤓
🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
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KJ 💞 🏴☠️
@shellhound.com
· Sep 17
Me: *Forwards something to myself from my work e-mail*
Also me when my phone beeps 5 seconds later when it arrives: “What the fuck does this person want?”
Also me when my phone beeps 5 seconds later when it arrives: “What the fuck does this person want?”
If you see this post a bird
(IYKYK)
(IYKYK)
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you see this post a bird
(IYKYK)
(IYKYK)
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Still needing some help.
Even a few bucks would be fine.
Thank you!!! 😊🙏
Even a few bucks would be fine.
Thank you!!! 😊🙏
Can someone pls help me with $30 so I can get some groceries?
Cashapp is $heatherrr091.
I also have PayPal & Venmo.
Thank you!! 😊🙏
Cashapp is $heatherrr091.
I also have PayPal & Venmo.
Thank you!! 😊🙏
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Still needing some help.
Even a few bucks would be fine.
Thank you!!! 😊🙏
Even a few bucks would be fine.
Thank you!!! 😊🙏
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I'm doing a mutual aid grocery run for a couple of local DV families if you'd like to chip in. We're at $25/$200. I'll be baking some treats for them too. Please RT for reach. Thanks so much!🙂
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
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C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
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November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'm doing a mutual aid grocery run for a couple of local DV families if you'd like to chip in. We're at $25/$200. I'll be baking some treats for them too. Please RT for reach. Thanks so much!🙂
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
www.ko-fi.com/lockdownyour...
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
www.ko-fi.com/lockdownyour...
Longest chat with my psychiatrist today. Thinks I might have Cyclothymia based on my recent mood swings so he’s putting me on mood stabilizers to see if they help. If they do I’ll do a neuropsych exam to confirm the diagnosis. 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Longest chat with my psychiatrist today. Thinks I might have Cyclothymia based on my recent mood swings so he’s putting me on mood stabilizers to see if they help. If they do I’ll do a neuropsych exam to confirm the diagnosis. 🙃
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1940s postcard time
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
1940s postcard time
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Why Florida? Why????? 🥶
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Why Florida? Why????? 🥶
I need to stop making this a weekly thing…
2 SSDs and 1 HDD failure in 2 weeks. 😭
2 SSDs and 1 HDD failure in 2 weeks. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I need to stop making this a weekly thing…
2 SSDs and 1 HDD failure in 2 weeks. 😭
2 SSDs and 1 HDD failure in 2 weeks. 😭
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
I'm like the hulk, except my secret is I'm always sorry.
I'm like the hulk, except my secret is I'm always hungry.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm like the hulk, except my secret is I'm always sorry.
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Go apply if you're looking in the DC area. 👇👇
Not for nothing but if you're looking for a job in the DC region, Spanberger has launched the jobs portal. spanbergertransition.com/careers/
Apply Here - Meet Governor-Elect Abigail Spanberger
Governor-Elect Abigail Spanberger is looking for qualified candidates to serve in key roles in her Administration.
spanbergertransition.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Go apply if you're looking in the DC area. 👇👇
I didn’t think I needed to say this, but DO NOT throw your subs at law enforcement!!!!!
You can throw your doms though because they can handle themselves.
You can throw your doms though because they can handle themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I didn’t think I needed to say this, but DO NOT throw your subs at law enforcement!!!!!
You can throw your doms though because they can handle themselves.
You can throw your doms though because they can handle themselves.
My coworker is testing something on Teams so he created a meeting called “testytesy” and I want so badly to tell him the plural of testy is testies. 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My coworker is testing something on Teams so he created a meeting called “testytesy” and I want so badly to tell him the plural of testy is testies. 🤣
My dogs were outside for a while, but it’s cold so I let them back in. As I did I noticed a group of wasps building a nest so I knocked it down and ran inside. Now my Basset House is crying to go outside and I can’t explain there’s a group of pissed off wasps waiting for the back door to open. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My dogs were outside for a while, but it’s cold so I let them back in. As I did I noticed a group of wasps building a nest so I knocked it down and ran inside. Now my Basset House is crying to go outside and I can’t explain there’s a group of pissed off wasps waiting for the back door to open. 😅
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This is so important for sex workers.
cool news: some of the biggest porn companies got together to lay out a "code of conduct" for studios, agents, third parties, everyone on set: www.404media.co/adult-studio...
Major Porn Studios Join Forces to Establish Industry ‘Code of Conduct’
The newly-formed, first of its kind Adult Studio Alliance is founded by major porn companies including Aylo, Dorcel, ERIKALUST, Gamma Entertainment, Mile High Media and Ricky’s Room, and establishes a...
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is so important for sex workers.
I had a dream last night where I took my wallet out of my pocket and there was too much cash in it so I had to sort it and find a place for it so I stuck it all in my pocket.
This was a story about resourcefulness.
This was a story about resourcefulness.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I had a dream last night where I took my wallet out of my pocket and there was too much cash in it so I had to sort it and find a place for it so I stuck it all in my pocket.
This was a story about resourcefulness.
This was a story about resourcefulness.
Our cat turned on the portable AC in the office this morning in case you needed more proof that she’s trying to kill us.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Our cat turned on the portable AC in the office this morning in case you needed more proof that she’s trying to kill us.
I wish I was able to draw, I have so many ideas for comics/graphic novels but writing them is the easy part of the process. 😩
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I wish I was able to draw, I have so many ideas for comics/graphic novels but writing them is the easy part of the process. 😩
And it’s time to start the day! Again!
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
And it’s time to start the day! Again!
I should take a shower to defrost and start getting ready for work early, but on the other hand bed is comfy so that’s tough to compete with.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I should take a shower to defrost and start getting ready for work early, but on the other hand bed is comfy so that’s tough to compete with.
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