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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️
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40/He/Him

Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?

Nerd. 🤓

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Me: *Forwards something to myself from my work e-mail*

Also me when my phone beeps 5 seconds later when it arrives: “What the fuck does this person want?”
If you see this post a bird

(IYKYK)
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Still needing some help.
Even a few bucks would be fine.
Thank you!!! 😊🙏
Can someone pls help me with $30 so I can get some groceries?
Cashapp is $heatherrr091.
I also have PayPal & Venmo.
Thank you!! 😊🙏
November 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I'm doing a mutual aid grocery run for a couple of local DV families if you'd like to chip in. We're at $25/$200. I'll be baking some treats for them too. Please RT for reach. Thanks so much!🙂
C: $Lockdownyourlife
V: lockdownyourlife
www.ko-fi.com/lockdownyour...
November 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Longest chat with my psychiatrist today. Thinks I might have Cyclothymia based on my recent mood swings so he’s putting me on mood stabilizers to see if they help. If they do I’ll do a neuropsych exam to confirm the diagnosis. 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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1940s postcard time
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Today's tshirt
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Why Florida? Why????? 🥶
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I need to stop making this a weekly thing…

2 SSDs and 1 HDD failure in 2 weeks. 😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm like the hulk, except my secret is I'm always sorry.
I'm like the hulk, except my secret is I'm always hungry.
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Go apply if you're looking in the DC area. 👇👇
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I didn’t think I needed to say this, but DO NOT throw your subs at law enforcement!!!!!

You can throw your doms though because they can handle themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My coworker is testing something on Teams so he created a meeting called “testytesy” and I want so badly to tell him the plural of testy is testies. 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My dogs were outside for a while, but it’s cold so I let them back in. As I did I noticed a group of wasps building a nest so I knocked it down and ran inside. Now my Basset House is crying to go outside and I can’t explain there’s a group of pissed off wasps waiting for the back door to open. 😅
November 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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This is so important for sex workers.
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I had a dream last night where I took my wallet out of my pocket and there was too much cash in it so I had to sort it and find a place for it so I stuck it all in my pocket.

This was a story about resourcefulness.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Our cat turned on the portable AC in the office this morning in case you needed more proof that she’s trying to kill us.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I wish I was able to draw, I have so many ideas for comics/graphic novels but writing them is the easy part of the process. 😩
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Also me:
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
And it’s time to start the day! Again!
November 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I should take a shower to defrost and start getting ready for work early, but on the other hand bed is comfy so that’s tough to compete with.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM