Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Praying the government stays shut down 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Praying the government stays shut down 🙏
Maki is secretly putting together a petition to give to management
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Maki is secretly putting together a petition to give to management
Sometimes it's onions. It just has to be something that gets black and gross if you strap it to your feet overnight so they can say it's "toxins"
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Sometimes it's onions. It just has to be something that gets black and gross if you strap it to your feet overnight so they can say it's "toxins"
also stay away from Cully's husband Simon (he won't murder you, probably, he's just a creepy foot guy)
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
also stay away from Cully's husband Simon (he won't murder you, probably, he's just a creepy foot guy)
This reminds of the time that video went viral of people slipping on the ice at a ski resort in PA.... we got the same ice storm here, and I got out of my car, fell, and slid down the hill that is my driveway like a penguin, I'm sure it looked adorable
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This reminds of the time that video went viral of people slipping on the ice at a ski resort in PA.... we got the same ice storm here, and I got out of my car, fell, and slid down the hill that is my driveway like a penguin, I'm sure it looked adorable
Make it a fun game for the doctor, tell them you are going to play 2 Truths and a Lie
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Make it a fun game for the doctor, tell them you are going to play 2 Truths and a Lie
I guess that's why she put such importance on having no standards
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I guess that's why she put such importance on having no standards
When I was wee, I had one of those Fisher Price mailboxes that you put the shaped blocks into, and I really liked putting the triangle block into my dad's workboot, the one he put on without looking, for his 6 am shift, just yanked that boot on full force
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
When I was wee, I had one of those Fisher Price mailboxes that you put the shaped blocks into, and I really liked putting the triangle block into my dad's workboot, the one he put on without looking, for his 6 am shift, just yanked that boot on full force
When I was in college, we did a show written by a local play right, and at curtain cal every night, he would be seated at the back and would RUN up the center aisle to jump on stage and take his bow. We in the booth would hum the Rocky theme song every time. Sarcastically
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
When I was in college, we did a show written by a local play right, and at curtain cal every night, he would be seated at the back and would RUN up the center aisle to jump on stage and take his bow. We in the booth would hum the Rocky theme song every time. Sarcastically
You were probably too focused on social and emotional stuff when you were 3. Slacker.
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You were probably too focused on social and emotional stuff when you were 3. Slacker.
And not far away, Great Slaughter
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
And not far away, Great Slaughter
Don't you dare carry an Android in there
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Don't you dare carry an Android in there
Servant (on Apple+)
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Servant (on Apple+)
Laying facedown on top of it
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Laying facedown on top of it
Been sitting on that one for a while, huh
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Been sitting on that one for a while, huh
lol, NCIS is being sponsored by LoveSac, doing a weekly giveaway (veteran's only). NCIS, brought to you by Balls.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
lol, NCIS is being sponsored by LoveSac, doing a weekly giveaway (veteran's only). NCIS, brought to you by Balls.
@stangleskid.bsky.social made me appreciate the beauty of treadmills
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@stangleskid.bsky.social made me appreciate the beauty of treadmills
They are acting like they are in a tornado. It was windier when I went to the store this afternoon, and about 40F degrees colder. Wimps.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They are acting like they are in a tornado. It was windier when I went to the store this afternoon, and about 40F degrees colder. Wimps.
I do find these agents in California being scared of a light wind and a little rain very realistic
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I do find these agents in California being scared of a light wind and a little rain very realistic
fyi, the salts mixed into apple cider (I use Trioral which is unflavored and unsweetened, but I'm sure the make-your-own would work too) is weirdly good, the apple can handle the saltiness
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
fyi, the salts mixed into apple cider (I use Trioral which is unflavored and unsweetened, but I'm sure the make-your-own would work too) is weirdly good, the apple can handle the saltiness
(I have chased it down, on Netflix it is S2E1 of their GBBO Holiday collection
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
(I have chased it down, on Netflix it is S2E1 of their GBBO Holiday collection