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Shel
@shel56.bsky.social
Retired genius & broke playgirl. Confident, single/available & woke. I am HPI & HFA apparently, don't like loud noise & crowds. I fix & make stuff. Considered an elder these days at 25y transition, although my mind is still 25, sadly my body is not. 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴‍☠️ UK
Happy birthday Jess 🥂

A big thanks for all your doing as well 🤩
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Telling that idiots like that actually exist
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I have no words...
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Aye aye skipper, should see you through the year 😉

Sorry could not resist...

Taxi...
November 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Faith schools & churches are nothing but brainwashing indoctrination centres into an ideology of control based on fearing mythical ghosts. The fear they instil is what keeps them going, without indoctrination they would die into unscientific irrelevance... where they belong.
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Labour really have no clue do they 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Brandy mushroom with onions & garlic is my signature sauce for steak.
Anything else I have a whole recipe book of sauces from around the world 👩‍🍳
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
That's quite normal hunni, I gave up 18th Nov 2018 & went through the same. It passes & the next one will be further away 😊
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Get better swiftly Sam
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just not surprising anymore
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Phillips is quite clueless at the best of times.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Having had the misfortune of meeting him numerous times you are right, he does not have clue.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
At what point does a belief in invisible deities & gods become a mental illness?
If one person believes in a giant white rabbit & worships it's supposed wisdom they are considered unwell. If 1000 people all believe the same it becomes a religion.
All religion is the same, it relies on unwell people
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 AM
You obviously passed the cat inspection so that's a bonus 🙂
November 9, 2025 at 10:55 AM
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Nice innit 😊 It even gets better
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Will there be cake and booze? 😉🍾🥂
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My standard reply used to be 'no... but not for lack of trying'. The confusion on faces was a joy.
I automatically misgender straight back these days.
November 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
You could have done both, bought a Swiss Cheese Plant!

Tune in for great ideas from Shel
November 5, 2025 at 11:08 AM
That ol religious connection yet again. We need these extremists like Christian Concern added to proscribed group lists.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 AM
She is already known to be a raging transphobe plain & simple. Add in the inexperience & reported race issues we have little doubt that the EHRC will continue down it's path of ideological transphobia. She is already firmly in cahoots with the anti trans right/religious cabal. Add in the race issues
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
@hleehurley.com add SEGM after each of their names in Google search.
Quick scan read and they are all pseudo science ancient old fossils with a conversion therapy mindset.
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
😉 bad tooth is one thing that is better out than in 😁
mr bean is wearing a surgical mask and gloves and making a funny face while saying happy .
ALT: mr bean is wearing a surgical mask and gloves and making a funny face while saying happy .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM