back in the 80s every pop song featured a mandatory sax solo and we liked it that way

🚨 hey just a heads-up to everybody. this is not a big deal, but i really feel like the best place for the cheese grater is the second shelf to the left of the sink, above the plates and bowls. some of you keep putting it in the utensil drawer, and it takes up way too much space there. thanks!

They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

which character from fiction am i most like? probably the one who is more beautiful than the other characters and is also never wrong about anything.

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳

you don't need verification if your posts are pure slay tho. saying. like as we learned earlier I'm the most followed music account on here but impersonators know not to even try. they cannot slay like I do. in their hearts they know this. true verification is when they know this in their hearts

shout out to meals!

Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time

When I saw one fox approaching another, I wondered what would happen next. I don't speak fox, but I think they know each other 🧡🧡
#mammals

this evening I asked my 10yo why she had two unfinished seltzer cans on her desk, and the LOOK my husband gave me

it was like an angel holding a giant THIS U? sign descended from the heavens surrounded by a vision of every half-empty seltzer can I have ever left abandoned around our home

wait i think i understand gooning now is it like when i just read a bunch of fic on ao3

I also respect my all wetlands, bogs and swamps

Emuemu-san, an expressionless egg-shaped seagull, is the mascot of the Minatomirai train line in Yokohama, Japan.

Darwin reprises his role as Science Officer. (He seems to enjoy wearing clothes and will sometimes bring me things from his wardrobe/toy box.) #cats

Vice had the best extremism coverage going. A very deep loss. America is about to face the fascist takeover without much of a way for people to reliably find out about it.