shawnzim.bsky.social
@shawnzim.bsky.social
[1st thing in morning, Wife is mad]
Me: OK, what did dream-me do?
Her: You married a Thai woman instead of me. And she was nice and your baby was adorable so I couldn't be mad.

[Later]
Her: I need you to leave your other wife.
Me: OK, but we'll need you to babysit this weekend.
Her: That's fair.
February 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I slapped spicy pork bulgogi on giant bao buns and called them Korean Tacos. BLACKPINK *has* to answer my fan mail now, right?
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My wife's Love Language is telling me, "No, Shawn, we won't ever do anything with those glasses. It is okay to throw them away" without audibly rolling her eyes.
February 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM