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Shawn Tiemann
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I am wheezing.
An abomination of a black ford truck with a camper shell. It has led puck lights all over it and multiple light bars on top. And a tiny spoiler on top of the camper shell.
August 2, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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The timing of this video my niece took is hilarious.
July 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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This little fucker is going to cost me so much money 😂
A small brown bat against a concrete wall. It’s clinging to the wall. The photo is blurry.
July 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Danny Devito in mortician makeup and a tux with his arms wide looking defensive on a stage with a backdrop of silvery strands of reflective ribbon. He’s desperate to prove that he DID NOT diddle kids.
July 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I imagine it would be startling to look into an elevator door and see this person standing there.

I’d jump too.
A humanoid alien with exposed blue and purple skeletal features wearing a suit and tie is speaking in front of a large sign that says “OBEY” in bold black letters. The image is a still from the movie They Live.
July 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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What does ‘self cancel’ even mean 🤣

Bari is the embodiment of this meme.
Split image showing a young child lying on the ground. On the left, the child looks calmly ahead with a black rubber boot pressing down on the side of their head. On the right, the child appears distressed or in pain, with the same boot still pressing on their head. The child is wearing a plaid shirt with a Mickey Mouse patch. The scene takes place on a concrete or dirt surface
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Love the sounds of summer. #lfk
July 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Unless we collectively do what @tressiemcphd.bsky.social advocates here: protest, fight, and take action *now* to obstruct their takeover.
A screenshot of a column by Tressie McMillan Cottom that states: We must start asking how we can save ourselves. We are seeing the start of that in places like Los Angeles, San Antonio and Raleigh, N.C. Only direct, sustained protest will protect us. Everyday people standing between authoritarianism and our freedom scare the administration. They reveal the greatest informal mechanism for democratic enforcement: not kings, not former presidents, but the power of the people. And as a comment, user another human writes: Most people I know aren't looking for Obama or other former presidents to save us, they just want them to speak up. That doesn't seem like much to ask, and I agree it's quite odd to basically have radio silence from them as the country is falling apart. Tressie McMillan Cottom replies: @Another human We overstate former presidents’ pulpit. For example, President Obama gave a fairly provocative, wide-ranging speech on democracy, authoritarianism, and our political moment. That speech happened barely a month ago at Hamilton College. It is freely available online. I doubt readers who want Obama to “speak up” saw it. That is to my point — he has spoken. Did you hear him and did it move the needle?
July 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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What movie did you see way too young?
From John Carpenter’s The Thing - a horror muppet with the face of a human with fangs, a long next, a body with spider legs sticking out of it and what might be the body of a dog, dangling from ductwork in the ceiling. It’s practical effects so it looks a little rubbery and silly.
July 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Can’t get up from the floor. The perfect floof demands attention.
A gray long-haired cat sits near a staircase railing, looking slightly blurry in motion. In the foreground, part of a man’s bearded face and upper body is visible; he’s wearing a blue shirt and lying on the floor. A healing scratch is visible on his arm. Shelves with various household items are in the background.
June 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Two-panel screenshot from the TV show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. In both panels, the character Frank Reynolds, played by Danny DeVito, is holding a cloth and speaking animatedly to another character who is partially visible. Behind Frank is a computer monitor and an “Ireland” poster on the wall. Captions in the first panel read: “♪♪ DO NOT DIDDLE KIDS ♪♪” and in the second panel: “♪♪ IT’S NOT GOOD DIDDLING KIDS ♪♪”.
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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A man (the lawyer for IASIP) in a suit sitting in a leather chair with a serious expression, gesturing with his hands. The overlaid text reads, “ANY RESPECT THAT YOU’RE FEELING THAT IS COMING FROM ME IS A MISTAKE ON YOUR PART.”
June 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Charles Koch wearing the hotdog costume from ITYSL with “WE’RE ALL LOOKING FOR THE GUY WHO DID THIS” overlaid.
May 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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This comic is undefeated.
A political cartoon titled “Five Stages of White House Employment” by Kuper. It depicts a cycle of employment under former and current U.S. President Donald Trump, showing five stages: an excited new hire in a red hat, a handshake with Trump, working under pressure, Trump menacingly holding a knife, and finally being shown the door with a knife in his back. The figures move along a conveyor belt of clocks, symbolizing the fleeting nature of employment.
April 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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me at the start of 2024 / me at the end of 2024
Cillian Murphy smiling with his face turned to the right Cillian Murphy banging his head against the inside of his spacesuit in frustration and despair from the film Sunshine
December 29, 2024 at 4:20 AM
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You’ve got a certified banger on your hands and this dude shows up.
A muscular man wearing a colorful robe and a blonde wig with a nipple piercing, mid-dance from the film “Silence of the Lambs”
December 24, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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I may die from second-hand cringe as I try not to imagine how this conversation went.

Fellas, don’t… don’t fucking offer women your sperm.
A snippet from a NYT story outlining Elon Musk offering - unprompted - his sperm to Nicole Shanahan and getting rejected.
October 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Ah shit you just reminded me of a guy who friended me on Facebook outta nowhere. Hit me outta nowhere with the attached message. We became online friends at random. He died a couple of years ago of heart disease. RIP Shayne.

Facebook sucks. But people are pretty cool.
October 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Trying to distract with scritches. Limited success.
Black and white tuxedo cat on his side, eyes open, looking grumpy. He’s still on a well worn maroon faux leather chair. A Caucasian man’s arm is scratching his side belly.
October 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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Bro chill quit being mad at the other cats for existing in the same room.
A chunky tuxedo cat sitting on an old, peeling maroon faux leather chair looking irritated while looking away.
October 22, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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Bluesky number flex post (I promise I derive no self worth from this)
My blue sky number showing I’m old - 407,936
September 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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If you see this picture you have to post an image from your phone but don't explain it.
An image of Darth Vader from ROTJ sans helmet with his head painted like an Easter egg.
June 30, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Went to an aquarium and saw this today.
An image of a lamprey in a tank. Its mouth looks like a vagina.
June 27, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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An elderly Asian man speaking into a microphone wound a large group of Asian man try to pull him away. Meme text says ‘would’.
May 19, 2024 at 3:59 AM
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An image that reads “happy international trans day of visibility” with a note added that says “you matter, you are loved”
April 1, 2024 at 3:23 AM