May the four winds blow you safely home! RIP Donna Jean Godchaux.

I always forget the name of the muppet that’s always shouting.

not satire. Politico reporting that Trump is golfing with a shutdown imminent. But but but before you think Dems aren't equally to blame, they have a trip planned for 12 days after a potential shutdown.

@axios.com reports this as matter-of-factly as the score of last night’s game. If matter-of-factly is a word.

Except almost none of these can really be called slams. And a few seem perfectly reasonable - like Whitmer needing a day to decide what to do. Almost seems like Politico hates America - or is that a slam?

Another proof point that our media isn't up to this challenge. An apparent plan? The kids were literally sitting on airplanes!

Do I have to come out to Bluesky now?

Unhinged levels of transphobia from Greg Gutfeld on Raging Moderates. @jessicatarlov.bsky.social offered not the slightest resistance. I'm open to pushback on liberal beliefs but this was they-don't-exist level and I doubt would go unchecked re. religious or racial minorities. These are our allies?

Axios seems sure that the White House analysis isn’t skewed or politicized or simply false. Because otherwise they wouldn’t run it as a news story right?

Is anyone throwing a ceasefire party today? I could bring some dip.

What annoys me is how the GOP denigrates every Dem until we start doing it ourselves. Do you roll your eyes when someone mentions Kamala Harris? Or Hillary Clinton? Or John Kerry? Because these are some smart-as-f*ck people. Also Beto O’Rourke, Pete Buttigieg, Ruben Gallego, Gretchen Whitmer….

Mr. President, you can create whatever monster you like but eventually he’s going to throw that little girl into the pond.

This tho

When I was a waiter, we had signs in the kitchen that would say things like “86 tuna” or “86 duck.” It never occurred to me that there was a bloodbath taking place.

Apparently you have to shout "I am now giving a Nazi salute" in order for the media to be sure what you are doing. One outlet actually said he was "mimicking" a Nazi salute. What in God's name does that mean?

All respect to Sen. Kelly but calling Trump’s release of violent criminals “stupid stuff” tells me we aren’t up to this challenge. He’s not a child who used his crayons to write on the wall.

During a time of sad-and-alarming news, there’s an argument that this is among the most atrocious.