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Shaun “Jethro Walrustitty” Moffett
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Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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It’s amazing how all the reporting is just memory-holing this part
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Agree to impeach Drump and then open the government.
October 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ABC Always Be Capitulating #Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Hi, immunologist here:

(a scientist who studies immune & inflammatory processes)

RFK Jr is talking absolute bullshit when he says he can “see in kids faces that they have inflammation”

That’s NOT how immunology works.

He is an anti-science profiteer.
Start calling him such.
August 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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If you have thought my insistence that hammering our elected Democratic leaders to take massive action was unwarranted, I challenge you to watch this from moments ago…and then tell me you still feel the same. Maybe hearing it from Chris Murphy is what you needed.
August 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Has Trump ever been to any of the Smithsonian museums?
August 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This might be the dumbest fn thing I’ve ever seen written/got a notification for.
August 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“After talking with Mr. Cola I spoke to Lucky Charms CEO, the little Irish fella. He’s agreed to add more marshmallows to his cereal, practically all marshmallows… less of that disgusting cereal crap. So thank me now!”
July 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
MLB: Do you know the rules of baseball?

Fan: Yeah, most!

MLB ALLSTAR: Keep up beotchezzz!!!
July 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Let’s talk about weather balloons—a.k.a. radiosondes—and why recent cuts to NWS staffing and balloon launch schedules are putting the public at risk (eg., Deaths in Texas). No satellite or model can replace what these humble balloons do. Here's why. 🧵
July 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Did anyone teach those fellas how to Dougie?
July 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
This is because Obama got Bin Laden and he will never live up to that. Small small man.
June 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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JUST NOW: Bernie tells the crowd about Trump attacking Iran, the crowd erupts into “NO MORE WAR!” chants

Bernie calls the attack “grossly unconstitutional”
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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A new OpEd by @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social and me about the dangers of RFKJr appointing a new vaccine advisory committee. progressive.org/op-eds/rfk-j...
RFK Jr.'s Vaccine Panel Puts Our Nation at Risk
The move by the Secretary of Health and Human Services to replace medical experts with anti-vaxxers will be catastrophic.
progressive.org
June 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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June 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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June 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening

historians: that thing is definitely happening

star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it

news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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The Dept. of Justice has filed its first voter suppression lawsuit aimed at disenfranchising voters. This is a critical juncture for democracy.

Paige and I discuss the implications and how it echoes claims made by failed state Supreme Court candidate Jefferson Griffin. youtu.be/8XEW-Ga428M
BREAKING: DOJ Files Anti-Voter Lawsuit in North Carolina
YouTube video by Democracy Docket
youtu.be
May 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I can’t tell which is worse, the cartoon or the actual photo
April 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sake…👇

Enjoy. 😎✨
April 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM