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I love music and videogames and I'm probably eating chips irl
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shaunjik.bsky.social
The sailing discourse is HOOOWEEE I need to sleep but can't wait to read more in 6 hours. Goode olde jagex
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I'm never sure if three guys in a bathroom stall are tag team shitting or just doing drugs
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
FUCK!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN SCREAMEN OUT " WHERE OLD VIDEO GAMES ALWAYS THIS HARD!!!" AND THEY DONT KNOW HOW THEY USE TO PLAY EM SO MUCH , BUT YA GOTTA GET USE TO THEM AND GO WITH DA GAME'S ON CARDRIDGE BECAUSE THEY DONT MAKE YA PAY FOR THE LAST 2 LEVELS OF CASTEVANIA , THEY DONT SAY IF YOU WANT TO JUMP HIGHER THEN BUY THE JUMP ADD ON, THEY DONT MAKE YA BUY IN=GAME CURRENCY YOU CAN NEVER CONVERT BACK TO REAL DOLLERS, ITS JUST PUSHIN BUTTONS AND IF YOU CAN MAKE IT TO THE END THEN THATS THAT!!!! FUCK MULTI PLAYER GAME'S, IF I EVER WANT TO GET SHOT BY A 12 YEAR OLD I CAN ENROLL IN ANY MIDDLE SCHOOL IN AMERICA, IF I EVER WANT TO HEAR A TEENAGER SAY A RACIAL SLUR I CAN LOG INTO "X THE EVERY THING SITE" THERES NO REASON FOR ME TO DO THAT ON MY PLAY STATON,,, ANY WAY , DA REST OF THE TEXT " REMEMEBED CHEAT CODE STILL LOST, THERE USE TO BE MORE MEAT IN THE WALL, MY GUY ISNT JUMPING WHERE I WANT, ITS TOO HARD TOO MAKE MARIO BIG AGAIN, SMALL MARIO FUCKSN SUCKS, FUCK SMALL MARIO " AND IF U THINK ABOUT IT WHY DOES THIS GAME PENALIZE YOU FOR BEING VULNERABLE , SMALL MARIO IS OPENING HIM SELF UP TO MORE MEANINGFUL MOMENTS IF HES NOT BUILDING UP A SHIELD AROUND HIM OR WEARING A HAT THAT GIVE'S HIM A RACOON TAIL , YEA MAYBE ONE HIT FROM A TURTLE WILL TAKE HIM OUT BUT THATS MORE AUTHENTIC, IN REAL LIFE A TURTLE COULD FUCK YOU UP AND THEY WOULD JUST PUT YOU ON A COMPILATION TIKTOK CALLED AMERICAS FUNNYEST DEATHS AND THE BOTS ON THAT SITE WOULD CLICK HEART AS THE TURTLE SENDS U BACK TO THE ASTRAL PLANE,,,, I WAS WRONG TO CRITICIZE SMALL MARIO , HE SYMBOLIZES A AUTHENTIC LIFE LIVED WITH INTENT, BIG MARIO JUMPS ANYWHERE AND RUNS INTO ANYTHING , BUT SMALL MARIO MUST BE CAREFUL , I LOVE SMALL MARIO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
We are all so fucked but at least sailing is here
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
:( - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON SCROLLEN THERE NOTIFICATIONS AND IT SAYS " DONT FORGET TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR PHONE OR THE CORPORATIONS MIGHT GET MAD" - YOUR ABILITY TO FOCUS ON YOUR OWN EXISTANCE IS BEING PINGED BUZZED AND BEEPED AWAY THOUSANDS OF TIMES EVERY DAY , IF HAVIN TO WORK ALL THE DAMB TIME AINT ENOUGH, YOUR MENTAL SPACE MUST BE OCCUPIED AT ALL TIMES BY FAR AWAY COMPUTERS, YOUR WRIST CLICKS, YOUR POCKET BUZZES, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP THE RED DOT!!!! DO NOT PUT THIS SHIT ON MY TELEPHONE!!! IM PROBLY HALFWAY DONE WITH MY LIFE AND I SEE THAT CLOCK TICKIN CLOSER TO MIDNIGHT WITH EVERY DAY I WAKE UP ALIVE AND THE COMPUTER HAS THE GALL TO TELL ME I MISSED A BUNCH OF SHIT! I WOULDENT SAY I "MISSED IT" MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DA STRUGGLE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALETON CHILLEN OUT IN DA VOID AND THERE SAYIN "YOUR TRYING TO HELP ME ESTABLISH NEW BEHAVORAL PATTERNS, IM TRYING TO MAKE MY PSICHYSTRIST LAUGH SO HE LIKES ME MORE, WE ARE NOT THE SAME " - IF THIS DESCRIBES YOU TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR LMAOOOO "JUST GO TO THE DOCTOR" REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE SAYS THAT LIKE THATS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
SHIT GPT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTAN RIPPEN OUT THERE BEATING HEART AND SCREAMMIN "I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHAT GPT THINK'S!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE A PHOTO OF YOUR TOILET AFTER YOU USE IET EITHER!!! AND TURDS DONT BOIL THE OCEAN TO PRETEND THEIR YOUR FRIEND " IT FEELS SO BAD TO WATCH THE INTERNET WHICH WAS ONCE A PROMISE OF HUMAN CREATIVITY AND CONNECTION BECOME A SHIT HOLE WHERE PEOPLE COPY PASTE WHAT CHAT BOTS SAID TO EACH OTHER ,REPOSTED PHOTOS OF SLOP IMAGE'S, WHILE DA WORLDS CAPATALISTS TELL EACH OTHER THAT THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF HUMAN WORK WILL REPLACE HUMAN WORK, CANT SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO THEM BUT THEY TELL US EVERY DAY WHAT THEY WANT TO HAPPEN TO US, THINK ABOUT THAT ONE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ FUCK ALL COMPUTER'S FUCK ALL INVESTOR'S THE SMALLEST HUMAN IDEA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE LARGEST ROBOT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
April 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DONT LIKE IT ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON "EVERY DAY ONLINE USE TO BE A GOOD DAY ON LINE NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR POWERFUL PEOPLE TO SUFFFER DONT LIKE IT ? GIVE AWAY YOUR WELATH AT ANY TIME MOTHER FUCKER " - IF WHAT YOU WANT MOST IN THE WORLD IS TO BE LIKED THEN A BUNKER WONT DO THAT, IN FACT IT WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE HOW MUCH THE WHOLE FUCKEN WORLD DISLIKES A BILLIONAIRE,,, ANY ONE WHOSE EVER HELD A BILLION DOLLAR'S MUST FEEL DEEPLY HOW THERE ONLY VALUE IS IN THE MONEY THEY HOARD, EACH INTERACTION TAINTED BY A HAND GRASPING TO PLUCK A DOLLER BILL FROM THERE POCKET,,, AND YET THEY DESERVE WORSE THAN THIS INTENSE LONELINESS,,, AND ITS COMING,,, AND ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY ONLINE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
I MAY BE STUPID , - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITIN GIVEN THE THUMBS UP "I MAY BE STUPID BUT AT LEAST I DONT TGHINK CHATGPT HAS A LITTLE PERSON INSIDE WHOS MY FRIEND" - THIS IS NO CONSOLATION IN A WORLD WHERE YA GOTTA DEAL WITH THESE GPT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, TALKIN TO THERE CHAT BOTS LIKE THERE REAL PEOPLE, DRIVIN THEM NUTS BY TELLIN EM TO WRECK THERE LIVES, CREATING DELUSIONS AND THEN REINFORCING THEM, A MILLION TINY DIGITAL FINGERS RIPPING EVERY ONES LIFES TO SHREDS, EVEN IF IT DOESNT WRECK YOUR JOB OR YOUR FAMILY IT LITERALLY MAKES YOU COGNITIVELY DECLINE THE LONGER YOU USE IT, NATION OF PEOPLE WHOSE BRAINS ARE TURNING TO SOUP JUST SO 1 FUCKEN GUY WHOSE OBVIOUSLY LYING ALL THE TIME CAN MAKE MORE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR HIS OBVIOUSLY FAKE COMPANY, AGGREGATING THE SUFFERING OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TO CHASE AN ACCUMULATING PILE OF MONEY, EVERY HOLY BOOK AND SOCIOLOGY TEXTBOOK IN THE WORLD WARNS US ABOUT THIS SPECIFIC GUY BUT HERE WE ARE FALLEN FOR IT AGAIN , AT LEAST IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND WATCHING DA SUN SET AT 4PM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I want food and drugs and no one will stop me except my crippling lack of funds
November 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Ha... ha- happy... hallo-
*weeping*
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I hope my investments don't lose me too much money. I know that's not how it's supposed to work but I suppose time will tell
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Watch me whip, watch me nay ne-gative funds myself
October 22, 2025 at 9:21 AM
shaunjik.bsky.social
I love gw2 cuz I still don't know if I'm making or losing money sometimes
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
OUTLAW AD'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLETEN WITH BIG JOINT " OUT LAW ADVERTISING EXCEPT FOR COOL SHIT FROM THE 70S AND 80S" AND THERE RIGHT WHAT HAPPEND TO GOOD GRAHPIC'S AND AIR BRUSH , WHAT HAPPENED TO BIG STRIPE'S ON DA WALL ,,, BRING THAT SHIT BACK AND ALSO THE DAMB GUILLOTING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
second floor
October 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DAMB RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELLATEN PLAYEN THE GUITAR AND IT SAY'S " YOURE DAMB RIGHT IM A BAD ASS, AND THAT AINT THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY THATS ALL FUCKED UP " - IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING WHILE HAVEN FUN THEN ITS LIKE FINE, WHAT ARE YA GONGA DO , BUT MOST OF THE TIME WHEN U INJURE YOUR SELF ITS BY SOME THING STUPID, LIKE STANDING UP , OR STANDING UP TO FAST , OR STANDING UP WRONG , OR SITTING WRONG,,,, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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theonion.com
Despite his family’s pleading, Richard Blakely died at age 82 on the nice rug.
October 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Help do I have shoes or feet I have a wedding in 20 minutes
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
Someone gimme a job pls
October 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
shaunjik.bsky.social
You know as they used to say, "don't April fools me on October 8th"
October 8, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
- dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM