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Sharlene King
@sharlene.bsky.social
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Be crime, do gay ✌️• 💛 90s shitboxes, taxidermy • #ActuallyAutistic #BehavioralFinance • Design sometimes • 🇹🇼🏳️‍🌈
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You are never too old for dino chicken nuggets.
January 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Cheeseburger hates his piano lessons.
A tan and white corgi laying on a red Persian rug. Head tilted and looking up like he’s rolling his eyes in exasperation.
January 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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An ad I received. This looks like an amazing, strange beach adventure.

Does your grandpa boombox?
A family at the beach. A grandfather is leaning back in a lounge chair with a vintage boombox on his shoulder. A red Gremlin car is behind the grandfather. Leather luggage is strapped to a cargo rack on top of the car. A young girl is sitting on top of the language with heart-shaped sunglasses playing a ukelele. The parents are sitting on the hood of a car controlling a drone copter.
January 24, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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Don’t mind me. Just combining two rabbits into a chimera jackalope.
A black and brown rabbit on a wok table mounted side by side as a two-headed rabbit with antlers coming out of its head.
December 2, 2023 at 1:18 AM
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I’m a cute pink cowboy. Admire the sequins of my jacket!
Sharlene wearing a pink sequined jacket with exaggerated fringe, pink gingham western shirt, pink bandana around the neck, and pink cowboy making a funny face next her friend who has a bloody made up face dressed like a fisherman. Sharlene in her pink cowboy outfit with a glow stick shaped like a circle over her eye. A small child is sitting in her lap covering his face with her bandana. Sharlene in her pink cowboy costume walking on the sidewalk with a gaggle of small children in their costumes trick or treating. Sharlene’s arm is extended pointing to a house with candy.
November 1, 2023 at 3:22 AM
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I enjoy talking about my dog as if she’s a human child. She sounds so unhinged that way.
A dog sitting in a lap looking right at the camera with eyes glowing from a camera flash.
October 31, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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I’ve been drawing a lot more lately. I want to do more facial studies. I submitted some polished pieces to an art show 🤞 for the first time in almost 20 years.
A drawing of a woman with a side-eye glance from behind crumpled blankets. A drawing of a cicada with its wings spread out. A drawing of a woman laying on her back with arms splayed out.
October 23, 2023 at 1:41 AM
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My son is down about that.
An orange tabby held by a tattooed arm. He’s looking down from the camera.
October 18, 2023 at 1:41 PM
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Using an image, show a movie you are sure you have watched more than 10 times.
Joe Pesci leans on a witness stand. Marisa Tomei and speaking into the witness stand’s microphone while gesturing with her hands.
October 12, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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Chicago summers.
A cool looking butterfly, orange and black but not a monarch, sits on top of a yellow cosmo flower in front of a brick wall.
July 18, 2023 at 3:38 PM
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I love Lake Michigan.
Sharlene and Cindy smiling at the camera with a sunset in the background. Further from shore, the sun is very small in the distance and you can see the tip of a blue kayak. Closer to shore, Sharlene and Cindy are making goofy faces at the camera with apartment buildings behind them.
July 17, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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At Costco they have entire wheels of Parmesan and they’re extravagant
A picture of a 72lb wheel of parmigiano reggiano on Costco’s website The product description showing it’s $949.99 or $13.20 per pound. Features include aged for 24 months, imported from Italy, and extravagant
July 9, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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I’m dressed like the intro to Saved By The Bell. It’s great. You can’t lose me.
Sharlene wearing a shirt with lots of colorful shapes and a bright neon baseball cap.
July 4, 2023 at 5:43 PM
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Find me in the middle of Lake Michigan
A maroon 1989 Honda civic with a kayak strapped to its roof.
July 3, 2023 at 7:11 PM