fart kontrol
@sharkswithlegs.bsky.social
recovering hedge wizard
carecredit rewards emails might be the weirdest kind of email to get
like, am i supposed to punch my cat or something? he deserves it but
like, am i supposed to punch my cat or something? he deserves it but
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
carecredit rewards emails might be the weirdest kind of email to get
like, am i supposed to punch my cat or something? he deserves it but
like, am i supposed to punch my cat or something? he deserves it but
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after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
after this many years of watching president grandpa get mad at whatever he sees on television i'm prepared to vote for whichever candidate can most snobbishly say "i don't even own a TV". the more they look down on the debate moderator for asking about it the better
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The next person who tells me I have to choose between Newsom and Trump is getting a forced, painful civics lesson. Either votes matter (and you sure act like they do when it’s time to yell at the left) or Trump seizes a third term with a coup.
In either case, fuck Newsom, and fuck you.
In either case, fuck Newsom, and fuck you.
August 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The next person who tells me I have to choose between Newsom and Trump is getting a forced, painful civics lesson. Either votes matter (and you sure act like they do when it’s time to yell at the left) or Trump seizes a third term with a coup.
In either case, fuck Newsom, and fuck you.
In either case, fuck Newsom, and fuck you.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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Convincing young men that the secret to getting laid is empathymaxxing. You gotta get equalitypilled. It’s all about going decencymode.
August 2, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Convincing young men that the secret to getting laid is empathymaxxing. You gotta get equalitypilled. It’s all about going decencymode.
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ICE is legitimately poised to become an unaccountable army of Trump loyalists with enormous scale and resources. The American brownshirts are coming.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-t...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-t...
Building the American Brownshirts
New funding will make ICE an unaccountable army of Trump loyalists.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
June 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ICE is legitimately poised to become an unaccountable army of Trump loyalists with enormous scale and resources. The American brownshirts are coming.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-t...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-t...
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Oh what music do I like? I mostly listen to stupid shit, but lately I've been getting into a bunch of shit that sucks ass
April 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Oh what music do I like? I mostly listen to stupid shit, but lately I've been getting into a bunch of shit that sucks ass
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Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
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It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
April 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk.
(They are not complimentary)
(They are not complimentary)
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Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Andrew Chen, co-founder of one of my favorite denim brands, 3sixteen, breaks down how the tariffs affect his company
IG 3sixteen
IG 3sixteen
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Looks like he came straight from the Meth Gala.
April 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Looks like he came straight from the Meth Gala.
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Are you just narrating this stuff for us or are you going to act
Trump's been purging and intimidating USAID employees.
Now there’s a rumor he'll dissolve USAID as an independent agency.
It was created by JFK and established in law to further our national security and spread hope.
This'd be illegal and against our national interests.
Now there’s a rumor he'll dissolve USAID as an independent agency.
It was created by JFK and established in law to further our national security and spread hope.
This'd be illegal and against our national interests.
February 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Are you just narrating this stuff for us or are you going to act
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If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
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Reddit has been truly great today because seeing the nudists and swingers and pastafarians and Mensa and classic rock guys have a struggle session about whether they can share X links or not is top level discourse
January 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Reddit has been truly great today because seeing the nudists and swingers and pastafarians and Mensa and classic rock guys have a struggle session about whether they can share X links or not is top level discourse
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“That’s crazy”
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 PM
“That’s crazy”
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A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
December 5, 2024 at 5:33 PM
A white man killed the United Healthcare CEO on camera and NYPD—the largest and most expensive police department in the country—can’t find him. What a joke
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We're just innocent men
December 2, 2024 at 9:58 PM
We're just innocent men
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Fucking obviously. This feature is so abusable and I hate that everyone is jumping on it willy nilly.
You need to block liberally but you need to block people you KNOW are assholes, you can't rely on the equivalent of someone you don't know's shitlist scribbled on a piece of paper.
You need to block liberally but you need to block people you KNOW are assholes, you can't rely on the equivalent of someone you don't know's shitlist scribbled on a piece of paper.
Please vet your blocklist creators before you implement a mute-list or blocklist. MAGA, foreign troll farms and other bad actors are working day and night to silence our voices.
November 23, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Fucking obviously. This feature is so abusable and I hate that everyone is jumping on it willy nilly.
You need to block liberally but you need to block people you KNOW are assholes, you can't rely on the equivalent of someone you don't know's shitlist scribbled on a piece of paper.
You need to block liberally but you need to block people you KNOW are assholes, you can't rely on the equivalent of someone you don't know's shitlist scribbled on a piece of paper.
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I hope this email kills you
November 26, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I hope this email kills you
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STOP WHAT YOURE DOING
WOULD YOU DRIVE TEN MINUTES TO MEET UP WITH A TERRIFYING CREATURE RIGHT NOW?! 🤔
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WOULD YOU DRIVE TEN MINUTES TO MEET UP WITH A TERRIFYING CREATURE RIGHT NOW?! 🤔
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🫵👹👍
November 20, 2024 at 3:56 AM
STOP WHAT YOURE DOING
WOULD YOU DRIVE TEN MINUTES TO MEET UP WITH A TERRIFYING CREATURE RIGHT NOW?! 🤔
THIS APP SHOWS YOU BEASTS BEYOND YOUR MORTAL COMPREHENSION THAT ARE SINGLE AND DESPERATE NEAR YOU RIGHT NOW 🔥
🫵👹👍
WOULD YOU DRIVE TEN MINUTES TO MEET UP WITH A TERRIFYING CREATURE RIGHT NOW?! 🤔
THIS APP SHOWS YOU BEASTS BEYOND YOUR MORTAL COMPREHENSION THAT ARE SINGLE AND DESPERATE NEAR YOU RIGHT NOW 🔥
🫵👹👍
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Sorry, I grew up confident that nobody gives a shit what I think.
July 22, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Sorry, I grew up confident that nobody gives a shit what I think.
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La Croix is French for “the crotch”
July 7, 2024 at 12:09 AM
La Croix is French for “the crotch”
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I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.
June 25, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I'm glad Dr. Disrespect got banned from Twitch. I once went to see him about a serious medical condition and, worried by his unoptimistic diagnosis, let him know I would be seeking a second opinion. He proceeded to inform me I was ugly as well. I am shocked he maintains his license.