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Vik
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Uniboober post-BC. Making big changes, but taking it one day at a time. Leguminati from the early days. Good shoulder to rely on. Aspiring rugby referee. She/Her.
There is something intensely satisfying in taking a large piece of flat pack furniture completely apart. I've removed all the brackets and magnetic catches. It doesn't matter that it's all going to the dump, I *needed* the catharsis of taking it all apart, 22 years after I built it. #flatpackqueen
August 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Can anyone remember why I needed to work from home on Wednesday next week?
Cuz I'm at a loss about why I've marked it as WFH.
May 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Anyone else feel disrupted when their Fitbit sleep animal changes at the start of the new month?
"I was happy being a giraffe, content in my docile nature and now you're telling me I'm a bear? I don't want to go fishing for salmon, up to my waist on cold river water..."
April 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I'm tired of a lot of things.
And being tired is one of them.
January 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
In a car park lift with 3 people. Doors aren't closing 'quick enough' for woman by me who is huffing & sighing. More get in as door starting to close, so more 'delays' & huffs & she starts to tut...
I point out to her that she is leaning on the buttons behind her, stopping the doors from closing...
January 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This has been a tough week at work. Not been one thing, just a lot of stuff all-at-once-and-all-with-more-priority.
Along with trying to figure stuff out in my new role.
Along with personal stuff.
Along with being three weeks into the black dog visiting.
Along with...
Along with...
Along with...
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections."
Each defendant assaulted him.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Almost as if everyone forgot the poem
Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed
January 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Accidentally saw photo of the Bidens with Cheeto-man and M-woman from earlier. Am trying to avoid today's news where possible but when I saw the image, the only thought that came into my head was... why has Melania gone dressed as 'The Hamburgler does B&W Vogue'...?
#hamburgler #hiddenmessages
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
For anyone who wants to watch something else during today, try this: Kittens and Puppies for seven non-stop hours:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICFi...
LIVE: PUPPY AND KITTEN INAUGURATION
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.
January 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Work-related vagueness:
Stop judging people when you don't know what has happened. Benefit of doubt applies when you have nothing to go on.
#glasshouse #throwingstones
January 20, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Summary of this week:
* Finally starting to climb out of last week's mental black hole
* No one noticed I'd had a haircut for first time in 7 weeks
* Still angry about the lies
* Missing the snow
* Loving my new pairs of wide-leg trousers & how good I feel in them
* Not enough swimming achieved
January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I’m the daughter of a fighter pilot and even I’m in awe of these pilots because JAYSUS
January 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ways to make me panic:
'Design Document XYZ.psd - last updated a year ago'
instead of
'Design Document XYZ.psd - last updated December 2024'

#calmmyheart #poorcommunications
January 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sometimes it takes a lot of energy just to stay level.
December 7, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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AJC - Mike Luckovich: Back seat driver
www.ajc.com/opinion/1115...
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Another lie. Thanks. No really, thanks. Proves my point.
November 15, 2024 at 6:18 AM
You know the feeling when you leave town and get to proper open-air countryside? That first breath of fresh, clean air - free from pollutants and clear of people, judgements and in-yer-face opinions?
That's how Bluesky feels compared to the dumpster fire that was Twitter.
#breatheclean #leguminati
November 12, 2024 at 1:04 PM
In office on a Monday.
Have a cold, so require Lemsip-type drinks, but both hot water boilers are broken... So having to microwave my water to get a hot drink - very strange.
November 11, 2024 at 11:40 AM
I have done my democratic duty. Don't have a dog for #DogsAtPollingStations, but do have a pocket shark who wanted in on the fun, so we're starting #SharksAtPollingStations
#StopTheTories #VoteLabour
July 4, 2024 at 5:15 PM