"Look lady i dont really care what you do I'm only obligated to make small talk, I'll just do a favor and send sam and that Pharoah guy some whiskey to keep them busy while you're gone hopefully they use it responsibly and wont be overdosed by time you come back"

"Well if you really wanna help maybe you can convince my boss to stop putting my on shifts where old geezers will try to order the happy end special"

"No problem, times can be tough for us I'm in high-school myself finishing up senior year working at a maid cafe are you sure? The bed in my room is a lot more comfy and i dont mind taking the guest room myself"

"Oil? We uhh we dont have that kinda oil can i get you something else?"

It's boring today no customers no one around can i just....take a nap?

"Just to let you know if you order the house special at night expecting a free happy ending i wont be the server working toniggt....took the night off to watch a movie with my friends"

"If i get pregnant im kicking your ass"

"I'd rather you dont but why you want that lonely or something? Err sorry my apologies sir master are you sure you want the err house special?"

"Welcome to the maid cafe what can i get for you my dear patron"

𝑨𝒄𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒕 𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒘 🦈

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𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒌
𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒌
......𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒖..

Okay....bend over im sure this blade can double as a dildo stick

Is that a challenge?

Prepare yourself

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