Context: I volunteer with his ex at a clothing recycling place, but I don’t want to step on any toes…

But I’m tired of looking at homie’s fucked up shirts. 😅

Maybe I’ll just bring a sewing kit to work and host a mending meet up lol

But please send a selfie with the flannel and tee, I am curious how you style it!

It’s all yours, babe. Probably looks better on you, too! 💕

Beautiful photo. Great alt text. 💕

And now the bus is late. If it doesn’t show up I’m going to lose my mind.

Should I just start walking home now? If I do, maybe I can have a couple hours sleep before having to be back at the pub. Fuck

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

Stunning, absolutely beautiful.

I’m honestly really so glad you posted this because it saved me like $600 AUD

I’m holding out for a better set.

Yes please, I need a giant Lego borg cube

I taped a knife to my Roomba. When it reveals its sentience, I hope it remembers who armed it.