6a. Born, not grown.

A perimeter of dill around your vegetables. Surprisingly effective.

Why do people grow potatoes they cost like 27 cents a pound. Might be worthwhile in stress relief for people, but seriously grow some tomatoes.

Some things require the nuclear option. Wear gloves, and you can wrap a plastic bag around the demon plant to keep the poison inside, that’s what I do w bindweed. And then I watch its little rhizome shoots wither, bwahaha